A Kansas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking damages for severe burns on her rear end caused by chemicals used to clean a toilet at a Denny’s Restaurant. Kathleen Williams’ suit names Denny’s Corp. and Jomar Investments LLC, owner of the St. Louis-area Denny’s where she was injured. Williams claims she did not see the chemicals but felt them as soon as she sat down. Pedro Irigonegaray, her lawyer, said that she had to be hospitalized immediately and suffered permanent injuries. “Sadly, as a result of the chemical injury, nerves were injured that create a sensation of pain 24 hours a day,” Irigonegaray told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. He said Williams has to take medication for pain and wear special underpants designed for burn victims.
You know, this isn’t a bad idea. I think I’ll head on down to Denny’s and walk head first into the bathroom door and then sue them because I have a constant headache ever since. Naturally it’s their fault because the door didn’t give way when I hit it. I mean, I know some cleaning chemicals are pretty harsh, but I can’t see anything short of some kind of acid that would do that to you so quickly. Something stinks about this story, and my guess is that it’s her greedy lawyer pushing all this. God I hate lawyers. Lawyers should all be dragged out into the street and publically beaten daily just to make everyone else feel better.