London, Oct 26 : A sex-starved husband in China dialled the emergency number 999 because his wife refused to have sex with him. The man told an emergency operator that he needed help from police because his wife had not slept with him for 28 days. According to the Dahe Daily newspaper in China’s central Henan province, the police refused to listen to the frustrated man’s pleas and did not persuade his wife to have sex with him. The hubby was in an erotic mood after drinking a bottle of wine, but had failed to lure his better half to the bed.
Man, like the police have nothing better to do than to solve your marital problems and get you hooked up with some nookie when you’re drunk. I’m suprised they didn’t come over to this guy’s house and put the beatdown on him just on general principle.