Just stuff…
Took a crap today. Actually, I left one. I mention it because apparently I didn’t have to go all that much and just one little funny shaped turd came out. It wasn’t just some random shape though. It was actually shaped like a little French mustache. I wish I had taken a picture of it now. It was pretty amazing. Granted, it wasn’t as amazing as the time I dropped the biggest, longest turd I ever dropped in my life and took a picture of it and put it on my wife’s desktop background, but still…it was pretty cool. You may think it’s odd that I find so much fascination in my own poo. No I don’t have a poo fetish or anything, I’m just amused and fascinated by anything in life that’s interesting. A poo that comes out in the shape of a French mustache certainly qualifies – at least for me.
Oh, and speaking of my wife. She’s awesome. Why is she awesome? Because she just got promoted to Controller at work and got a nice big raise, which will only continue to go up as she’s in the position for a while. She’s a sweet, smart, wonderful girl and totally deserves to get ahead. She’s really sad to see her current boss leave, because she really liked working with her, but things change in life and people move on. Her moving on means Sharon gets to move up, which is just awesome. I’m so proud of her. YAY SHARON! 
We went out for Chinese food last night to celebrate. It was awesome.
Let’s see, what else?
I’ve been listening to an audio book of Christopher Hitchens best seller, “God is Not Great.” It’s really good. I can see why it’s become a best seller. Anyone who listens to it with an open mind and a desire to hear the truth of life and history would see how ridiculous, hypocritical and twisted religion is.
It snowed hard last night. Dogs have been in the house farting on me all day. I guess I can’t really complain though because I fart on them too. Then again, I fart on Sharon as well, which she doesn’t really appreciate, but it is damn funny. Now before you think me a beast or some kind of an abusive husband, I’m not. She farts on me too. It’s like a big game with us lately. Between us and the dogs, it’s not really safe to have an open flame around here anymore. 
Not sure what we’re going to do for dinner tonight. I’m thinking maybe hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls and margaritas since it’s Friday night. Just need to figure out a good movie to watch with it. Kung fu movies are always fun when you’re gettin’ buzzed, and we’ve been watching a lot of kung fu movies lately anyway, so I’m sure that’s what we’ll end up watching. Just not sure which one yet.
I was just thinking. If everyone who reads and enjoys this site would donate just 2-5 dollars a year for all the hard work I do on it, I’d be able to do this for a living. I never get donations hardly. I think I’ve gotten maybe 4 or 5 in the last five and a half years. So if you got a few bucks you can throw my way, it would be much appreciated.
Anyway, that’s enough for now. I guess I should go start arranging for dinner.
Hope you all have a nice evening / day or whatever time it is where you are. 
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