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Oscar-winning US actress Gwyneth Paltrow feels dinner talk is far more interesting in her adopted homeland Britain than back in her native country. “I love the English lifestyle, it’s not as capitalistic as America. People don’t talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner,” she told “NS,” the weekend magazine supplement of daily Portuguese newspaper Diario de Noticias on Saturday. “I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans,” the 34-year-old added. Paltrow, who won a best actress Oscar for 1998′s “Shakespeare in Love,” lives in London with British band Coldplay’s frontman Chris Martin whom she wed in 2003. She said having US pop star Madonna, 48, who married British film director Guy Ritchie six years ago, nearby was another advantage to living in London. “She’s like an older sister. Everything I have gone through, she went through ten times worse and ten times longer. She gives me good advice about how to say no and take care of myself,” said Paltrow.

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So, Americans are unsophisticated, unintelligent and sucky huh? Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse us! I guess you won’t be wanting any of our sucky capitalistic American dollars then, so we don’t have to go see any more of your sucky movies because that would be putting our stupid American capitalistic dollars in your pocket and we know you wouldn’t want to dirty yourself with our ignorance and our filthy money now would you? Oh, by the way you moron, you’re an American too. I guess the British all think you’re boring, capitalistic and unintelligent too. They probably just hang out with you so they can laugh at you behind your back later because you’re such a stupid American.

I poo on you Gwynneth Paltrow. I poo on you and your snotty ass attitude.