I’ve been meaning to post something about this for a few days now. That ionic bracelet they advertise on TV…what a load of horse crap that is. They “prove” it works by grabbing random idiots in a mall and have them stand in one spot while they pull them off balance. Then they put the bracelet on them and magically, they can’t be pulled off balance again. Well duh! I saw through this crap instantly. When you yank on someone to pull them off balance, of course they’re going to go off balance. They’re not prepared for the amount of pressure you’re going to apply, so they can’t steady themselves and tighten their muscles to provide the proper resistance to stay balanced. The second time they know what to expect and they’re ready for it, so it’s easy for them to stay balanced. Now I’ll bet they’ve sold tons of those stupid things to people thinking, “WOW!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!”
What they really did was sell it to a bunch of idiots too dim to see through their advertising scam. I bet the people who bought them tested them out when they got them the same way they did on television, and became instantly convinced it really works! Sorry to tell you folks. You got scammed. Find some random family member and try that balance test on them…twice…and see if they don’t stay balanced the second time, without the bracelet. Maybe next time you won’t be so quick to believe the scams. Wish I had come up with it though. Bet those people are making a fortune off those stupid things.
Got the new issue of Rogue Cinema facing me the day after tomorrow, so tomorrow I have to get five reviews done. Gonna be a pretty light issue. I think we’ll only have one interview this time, but I’m not positive about that yet. Partially my fault I guess. I could have interviewed someone. I’ll hit someone up for an interview for the next issue. I have five reviews I have to write between today and Wednesday before I start work on the issue. Of the five, I had one that was great, one that was pretty good, one that was boring with annoying characters, and two that flat out sucked. The boring one and the sucky ones I watched all today, so you can imagine how burned out I’m feeling at the moment. I can’t wait to do my next B-Movie Central review. I always have fun doing those. I’m not sure why I ever took such a huge break from it, but it’s SO awesome to be back doing them again.
Anyway, nothing else much going on here. Still massively broke and I’m still trying to figure out some way to make money that doesn’t involve scamming people. Hey, I’m broke, not a crook. If anyone has any jobs I can do that I can do through telecommuting or just long distance, please let me know. Also, donations are always welcome. I do work very hard on my reviews and the upkeep of both B-Movie Central and Rogue Cinema. Sending me donations for my time and efforts would be very nice way of letting me know you appreciate all my hard work. There’s a donate button on the main page of B-Movie Central and a donate link in the menu of Rogue Cinema.
Ok, I’m off to shower now. Sharon’s coming home and I don’t want to knock her back out the door with my wall of stench.(Current Mood: dirty)