Vacation, Rogue Cinema’s 6th anniversary and other assorted stuff…

May 31st, 2010   No Comments »

You may have noticed I haven’t made a new post in a while.  Then again, you may not have.  In any case, it’s because my wife’s parents came from Israel to stay with us for ten days, so I basically spent the first half of the month cleaning the house and trying to get things in order, and the second half entertaining and visiting with them, so I’ve had little time for anything else.  This had two unfortunate side effects.  It put me behind in getting my stuff for the magazine done, and it got me really backed up on e-mails I had to respond to, which I finally just caught up with yesterday.  The good thing is, I finally had what amounted to a small vacation.  I say small because I had originally planned to not take on much of anything this month as far as screeners to review, but somehow I ended up with five, including two that were sent to me without being pre-arranged, which annoys me a lot.  I’m always tempted to simply reject these completely, but I usually do them anyway.  There’s only been one or two I ever rejected out of hand, and that’s only because there were other extenuating circumstances with the screener I was sent.

June marks Rogue Cinema’s 6th anniversary as well.  I had written up a big piece about it in this post, but it actually got so long I ended up turning it into a full article for the new issue, so head on over and check it out.  The new issue should be posted by the 2nd.  It’s a huge issue this month, and between my vacation and the huge amount of content we have, it’s created a delay in getting it out.

Now, onto other stuff…

I was going to talk about the Israeli stoppage of those idiots taking “aid” to Gaza, but I’m so disgusted by the U.N., the E.U. and their appeasement attitude toward Arabs and Muslims in general, that I’m not going to get into it.  I’m just sickened at how pathetic our world has become when a country like Israel is condemned for protecting itself and its interests while the rest of the world is allowed to do it freely and terrorists are coddled.  To the U.N. and the E.U. I will simply say, go to hell.  The whole bloody lot of you.  I would love to see you both hit with terrorist attacks, if for no other reason than to wake you the hell up to the realities of the world we live in.  Then again, we were hit and look at all the idiot appeasers we have running around in this country.  It’s like the world is being infected with some kind of a mental illness or something.  I don’t know what the hell’s going on, but I feel like I’ve been thrust into some kind of an alternate time line where everything’s all fucked up and backward.  I wish dimensional travel was possible.  I’d love to get the hell out of this pathetic world and into one where reason and sanity exist.

Anyway, we’ve had some big losses in the entertainment industry as of late, including Ronnie James Dio and Gary Coleman.  I knew Ronnie had stomach cancer, but the last I heard things were going well in fighting it.  Not well enough I guess.  It’s a sad loss.  He was arguably the greatest metal singer of all time, and certainly a huge ground breaker when it came to the genre.  As for Gary Coleman, that was just a huge shock and came out of nowhere.  I feel really bad for him.  He survived a kidney disease, years of dialysis, parents who ripped him off, etc…, and still managed to survive child stardom relatively unscathed.  He always appeared to me as someone who just wanted to be left alone to live a normal life, and yet no one would let him have that.  He was turned into a joke, and never really appreciated for his talent or respected as a human being.  Now he’s dead, and everyone who ever impaired his life in any way should be ashamed.  Unfortunately, I know they won’t be.  People like that don’t have it in them to feel ashamed.  They elevate themselves (in their own mind) by putting down others.  People like that are worthless, and despite the sadness at his loss, at least Gary is free of them now.

Other than that, everything’s been going along the same as always.  Still broke, still bored, still hoping things will change.  At least one good thing happened the other night.  We had a break in the rainy weather and it was a really nice evening, so we were able to sit outside with a fire burning in the fire pit, staring up at the stars and smoking some awesome pipe tobacco cigars.  It’s moments like that that make life worth living.  Those are the perfect moments in life.  Wouldn’t it be awesome if they could go on forever?

The May issue of Rogue Cinema is now online!

May 1st, 2010   No Comments »

Hey folks, :)

It’s been a strange month and unfortunately, the way things ended up, the issue is a bit shorter than usual. Still, we have some great content for you! Here’s what we have this month…

Interviews:

Katrena Rochell
Cameron Scott

This Month’s Sleepover Girl:

Michelle Tomlinson is this month’s Sleepover Girl, but her entry has been delayed a few days because she’s currently out of town. I’ll get her feature entered as soon as I get the rest of the material.

Articles:

How many times have you seen character actors in films and said, “Oh yeah, that guy!”. Well this month, Philip Smolen profiles three great character actors that we’ve all seen and recognize, but may not have known much about them…until now.

This month, Jason S. Lockard takes a look at one of the greatest comedy westerns of all time, Support Your Local Sheriff. James Garner actually starred in two of these films, the other one being Support Your Local Gunfighter. While this article only covers the Sheriff film, I would highly recommend that you all check out both films. They’re a whole lot of fun, and hey, they have Jack Elam in them too! Now how can you beat that?

Jason S. Lockard hates them damn dirty apes as much as Charlton Heston does, but he has to admit, talking apes made for one hell of a great movie! This month, his classic cinema article is all about the one and only, Planet of the Apes.

This month, Danny Runion is taking a look at some of the most crappy, cliched types of movie endings that we’ve all seen a million times. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was more originality and it wasn’t so easy to compile a list like this? Well, we can dream, can’t we?

Movie Reviews:

Au Soleil
Blood Red Moon
Bounty
Carmilla Hyde
Coasting
Evil Toons: 20th Anniversary Edition
Frank Edge Jr.
Gamera The Giant Monster
Gopher Wood
Infection: The Invasion Begins
Life and Death
Long Pigs
Lost in New Mexico: The Strange Tale of Susan Hero
Necrosis
Spirit
Strip Club King: The Story of Joe Redner
The Grover Complex
Slammin’ Salmon
The Zombie Hero

Book Reviews:

The Westerners
Go, Mutants!

So head on over to Rogue Cinema (http://www.roguecinema.com) and check out all the goodness in this month’s issue.

Hope you all enjoy it!