The list of conservative principles…vague, pointless and hypocritical.

February 17th, 2010   No Comments »

Now, let me preface this by saying that I’m a Constitutional conservative.  I believe in a small government with limited power and individual freedom.

That said, I have to say that today, 80 “conservative” idiots got together to sign come document confirming conservative principles that are supposed to define conservatism.  Unfortunately, the best they could come up with was some vague list that was not only pointless because of its vagueness, but also quite hypocritical.

Here’s what it said:

1. A Constitutional conservatism based on first principles provides the framework for a consistent and meaningful policy agenda.

2. It applies the principle of limited government based on the rule of law to every proposal.

3. It honors the central place of individual liberty in American politics and life.

4. It encourages free enterprise, the individual entrepreneur, and economic reforms grounded in market solutions.

5. It supports America’s national interest in advancing freedom and opposing tyranny in the world and prudently considers what we can and should do to that end.

6. It informs conservatism’s firm defense of family, neighborhood, community, and faith.

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So what does that mean?  Well, let’s take it line by line.

1. Not a clue.  Just sounds like a lot of political vaguery. (Is vaguery even a word?  If not, it should be!)

2. Ok this one’s actually self explanatory and is a really good thing.  Failing to obey this one is what landed us with such a bloated government that ignores the Constitution and assumes rights it doesn’t have.

3. Now this one’s good, but it’s also extremely hypocritical because of number 6.  I’ll explain why when I get down to number 6.

4. Again, this one’s great.  Whatcha gonna do about it though, and how are you going to protect the rights and liberties of normal people when they’re abused by corporations and other businesses that contribute heavily to your party?  Bush changed the bankruptcy law, which helped the banks and credit companies, but totally screwed over your average Joe in trouble.  Where’s the protection for us?  Bush was in the pockets of the corporations and financial institutions, just as so many in the government are, both liberal and conservative, and we end up paying the price for it.

5. Again, this is a good one, but also vague and highly subjective.  There are lots of people who might think it would be a good thing to insert ourselves into the problems they’re having in Darfur because it would raise our standing in the world or whatever.  Honestly, we have no national interest there, nor should we be acting as the world’s policeman.  There are cases however where we should be doing a hell of a lot more than sitting on our thumbs and rotating, like in the case of what’s going on with Iran.  Again, this is a vague statement, and says nothing more than is dictated by common sense.

6. And here we have the hypocritical one that loses them elections, and yet they cling to it like a bunch of morons.  In number 3 they say that liberty should be respected both in American politics and life.  Now here in this one they pull out the same old oppressive social and religious crap that’s been losing them elections for a long time now, and yet they refuse to let go of it.

Individual liberty was a founding point of our country.  The whole point of this country was for us to be free to live and think as we please, and yet these idiots want to take their religious based morals and try to impose them on everyone, like it or not.  When they say defense of family, that means they’re still clinging to their anti-gay marriage stand and their anti-abortion B.S..  Let me tell you something.  If two American citizens want to get married, the government has NO business getting in the way of that.  That’s not only an issue of individual liberty, but it’s also an issue of gays not being afforded equal treatment under the law.  Gays pay taxes, they serve in the military and they’re an integral part of American life and culture, and yet they’re denied one of the most basic of legal rights simply because, for these religious screw heads, individual liberty ends where the Bible begins.  Let me just clue you in on something here folks.  We don’t live in a theocracy.  That’s  not what this country was founded on, nor is it how we should be living.  You’re perfectly free to believe in whatever religion you want as long as you leave it at the door when you come in to make policy that applies to the individual citizens of this country.

With abortion, you have the same thing, except that they have even less of a leg to stand on.  Abortion is perfectly legal, and yet, because they don’t think it should even exist because of their religious morals, they try to restrict it and constantly talk about how they’d like to see Roe vs. Wade overturned.  Roe vs. Wade is settled law.  It passed its test in the Supreme Court.  That’s it.  It’s done.  If you all don’t like abortion, don’t have one, but don’t try to impose your beliefs on everyone else.  Sometimes abortion is necessary, and preferable to the alternative.  It’s a hard enough decision for people to deal with without you moralists sticking your nose into people’s private business and trying to step on their individual liberties.

As for neighborhood and community, what the hell does that mean?  What business does the government have sticking its nose into our neighborhoods and communities unless there’s a legal issue or a social problem (like homelessness or gang activity) involved that necessitates it?  People just want to be left alone to live their lives in whatever way they see fit.

Religion.  Now, I’m an Atheist / LaVey Satanist, but if people want to believe in whatever religion they want to believe in, I have no problem with that.  I think it’s stupid, but it’s not my place, nor anyone else’s to tell them otherwise.  However, that said, people do NOT have the right to harm the individual liberties of others by imposing their religious morals on them.  I also believe that freedom of speech should not extend to the incitement by religious leaders of unlawful behavior.  For example, a Christian church riling up its congregation so much over abortion that one of them goes out and kills an abortion doctor, or a mosque where the imam preaches hate against the Jews and other infidels, brainwashing his followers into committing violent acts against them.  These things are indefensible, and should not be tolerated.  Churches are free to say that they’d like their congregations to not have abortions based on what’s in the bible.  That’s fine.  If people want to believe that, I have no problem with it.  Its at the point where they try to impose it on others that I have a problem with it.

Individual liberty is the most important thing we have, and the far left and the far right in our government have been perpetually eroding it for nearly a century now, if not longer, each for their own purposes, and I despise both equally for it.  Freedom isn’t just some esoteric thing that’s indefinable, it’s a thing that each of us deserve under our Constitution, and something that many brave men and women have died to protect.  Unfortunately, the real enemy seems to be right here at home, as our own politicians have done more to erode our freedoms than any outside enemy ever has.

So go back to the drawing board folks.  Come up with something more specific, and leave your social agenda out of it.  The government has no business preaching any kind of a social agenda to the citizens of this country.  You just might find that if you stopped trying to impose your religious views of life on everyone, a lot more people would warm up to your other ideals and start voting for you.

  (Current Mood: irritatedirritated)

My new Axe-FX Ultra and the infamous 5-Knobbers.

February 15th, 2010   2 Comments »

So, after selling lots of music gear, including my drum set, I was finally able to get an Axe-Fx Ultra guitar processor.  Now, I’ve always been a huge fan of Digitech’s GSP-2101 guitar processor.  It’s been the foundation of my rack for almost 16 years, and in all that time, I’ve never found anything that could replace it.  When Digitech came out with their GSP1101, I figured, “Hey, it’s 15 years later, I’ll bet this thing kicks all ass!”  Sadly, it didn’t.  Their GSP1101 was little more than a toy compared to the GSP2101.  The sound was thin, it was poorly set up and designed, the cab sims sucked, their forums are a joke and trying to get firmware updates or any communication from or interaction with the company is like pulling teeth.  One of their people had to split off on his own to release a series of beta firmwares on his own time.  What the hell kind of a company releases a “flagship product” and doesn’t support it with firmware updates?  Digitech has completely lost all credibility as a company.  Their policy of sell it and forget it just doesn’t work when you’re selling products that cost the consumer a big chunk of money to purchase.  That brings me to Fractal Audio Systems…

Fractal Audio Systems, maker of the Axe-Fx Ultra, is owned by a guy named Cliff Chase, who invented the Axe.  This guy is constantly releasing new firmware updates for the Axe that include new features, new amps, new pedals, bug fixes and whatever else need to be done.  He’s also active in the FAS forums, so he knows what people want, what problems they’re having, etc…, and he’s responsive to it.   I looked at the Digitech forums today.  They’re basically sitting on their thumbs waiting for a new official firmware to materialize and sitting around with baited breath for the lone guy from Digitech who has any interaction with them on there (and even that only started occurring after a huge nasty PR mess happened) to give them any news about the impending firmware update.  Have fun waiting guys.  I’ve had not one, but TWO firmware updates since I got my Axe last Monday (the second one being a small bug fix for the first), that added not only a new amp and drive pedal, but also added improvements to an already awesome sounding compressor and made all the amp sims sound even more phenomenal than they already did.  The FAS forums are highly active and full of helpful people who are in love with their Axe-Fx processors and totally helpful whenever people have questions or issues.  I’ve never seen such a great community surrounding a piece of music gear.  As for my beloved GSP2101, I’ve removed it from my rack and put it in the closet for now.  The Axe is the first and only processor I’ve ever come across that was a 2101 killer.  I still love my 2101, but the Axe is just that amazing.

Now, that’s not to say everyone has been thrilled with the Axe-Fx.  There are a few select people who’ve gotten one and then sent it back, and it’s almost always for the same reason.  I call these individuals, 5-knobbers.  Why do I call them 5-knobbers?  Because these are people who’ve used guitar amps all their lives, and are unable to deal with anything more complicated than the five basic knobs on any amp.  Gain, Bass, Mid, Treble and Volume.  Hence, they have truly earned the name, 5-knobbers.  The problem with 5-knobbers is that, when confronted with an actual guitar processor / multi-effects unit, no matter which one it is, there’s a whole lot more you can tweak than just the five basic knobs.  Being unable to handle this, they almost always come out with the same excuse for why they want to get rid of the unit.  Just as a side note, there were people who said the same thing about Digitech’s GSP-2101 as well.

“I just want to sit down and play, I don’t want to have to spend hours and hours tweaking patches.”

Ok, so let’s see here.  You folks can’t be bothered to take a phenomenal unit that, in the case of the Axe, can (currently) give you access to 65 different amp models, a variety of drive pedals, a laundry list of effects and tons of cab and mic sims to give you virtually any sound you could possibly want?  If you people would actually sit down and spend a little time and effort to get your patches set up, you could just sit down and play.  I sat down with the Axe and within an hour or so I had a great sounding bass patch that not only covered mellow tones, but also a brighter, more slappy type tone.  A few days later, I took a blank patch, added an amp model and a reverb, and literally within twenty minutes I had a phenomenal sounding distortion patch that I was playing with a great beat on the drum machine.  It’s not rocket science.  I’m not gonna lie.  There are things in the Axe that are well beyond me as far as knowing what they are and how they affect the sound.  That’s part of the fun though.  Learning that stuff and how it affects your tone.  It’s going to take me a while before I figure out some of that stuff, but as far as the basic to the regular advanced stuff, it’s all easy as hell on the Axe.  It’s only the REALLY advanced stuff like adjusting tube bias and the amp electronics and what not, which are things I’ve never dealt with, which will take some time.  Still, that’s part of the adventure, and it’s a great learning experience.

So to all you lazy ass 5-knobbers who just can’t be bothered, you’re not only REALLY missing out on something awesome, but you’re spending a fortune on various amps and pedals you wouldn’t need if you had actually taken the time to get to know your Axe.

I’ve actually coined a new term here with the whole 5-knobber thing.  I doubt it’ll ever stick or get around, but I think it’s a rather amusing and descriptive term for these types of people.

Anyway, I haven’t posted much lately because of a combination of several factors, including depression, boredom, tiredness and the fact that I’ve been spending a lot more time playing music lately.  I’m at a really bad point in my life right now, without much of a light at the end of the tunnel, and it seems like no matter how down we are, life has to keep kicking us in the damn face over and over again.  I keep hoping something will change, and looking for a way to change things, but the solution has, and continues to elude me.

So that’s it for now.  Time for me to go take a shower.  I’m stinkin’ up the joint. :P

  (Current Mood: depresseddepressed)

The February issue of Rogue Cinema is now online!

February 1st, 2010   No Comments »

Hey folks, :)

Jeez it’s February already! Where does the time go? Anyway, here’s what we have for you in this month’s issue of Rogue Cinema.

Interviews:

Bianca Barnett
John Taylor
Keith Crocker

This Month’s Sleepover Girl:

Deneen Melody has graciously agreed to be our Valentine, and is making a special appearance as this month’s Sleepover Girl!

Articles:

We’ve all gone through slumps in our lives.  Sometimes, personal, sometimes professional.  It hits us all from time to time, and unfortunately, Naama Kates has been going through one herself.  In this fifth installment of her Journey of an Actress series, she talks about the downturn things have taken, how she’s been dealing with it, and about how sometimes, inspiration can come when you least expect it.

Sometimes some of the greatest artists are behind the camera. Such was the case with Nathan Juran, who brought us some of the best and well known classic b-movies ever made. Sadly, many people probably haven’t heard his name before as he was simply a director working behind the camera – an invisible face behind the magic. Well Philip Smolen wants us all to remember this great man for the relatively small but important role he played in cinematic history.

Fairy tales are as synonymous with childhood and this month Independent Filmmaker Jason S. Lockard shares a reworked/retelling of classic fairy tale from writer, director and star Jerry Lewis.

Josh Samford hasn’t done one of his crazy articles for a while now, so this month he thought he’d throw another one against the wall to see if it sticks. This time, Josh is talking about a movie that he thinks should be made. Milo & Otis – Paws of Vengeance. I ain’t even gonna try to describe that one. Just go read it. I dare ya!

Not to be outdone in the crazy department, Danny Runion has a whole new batch of movie mashups shooting out the top of the blender again this month. Now, go get a spatula so we can scrape ‘em off the ceiling and see what he’s on about this time.

Movie Reviews:

Bikini Frankenstein
Cannonball
Deadlands 2: Trapped
Demonia
From the Inside
Hero Tomorrow
Horrible
Hypochondriac
In the Realm of the Senses
Lo
Lost Souls
Night of the Creeps
President’s Day
ROT: Reunion of Terror
S.S. Experiment Love Camp
Sex and Zen
Skin and Bone
The Death of Hollywood
The Final Destination
The Furfangs
The Horror of Cornhole Cove
Torso
Twilight Vamps

Book Reviews:

Lonely Werewolf Girl

So head on over to Rogue Cinema (http://www.roguecinema.com) and check out all the goodness in this month’s issue.

Hope you all enjoy it!

  (Current Mood: tiredtired)