Ok, this is a new one, seriously. :P
Ok so last night I had this really messed up dream. That’s nothing new. Every so often I have some really bizarre, really detailed dream. Last night’s had a new element though that brought something new to the experience.
So, here’s what the dream was about…
I was trying to protect this little girl. We were out on a highway back where I used to live in California. There was something going underground under the highway and the ground around the area that was killing people. It would tunnel underground and then a couple of mandibles would pop up and grab its prey and drag it underground. Sound familiar? It should. It’s like what the worms in Tremors did. The thing is, it wasn’t giant worms. It was a car hood. A white one. It wasn’t just any hood though. It was the car hood from Evel Kinevel’s car.
See, more stuff happened than I’m going to get into here, but the long and the short of it is, Evel possessed his old car’s hood making it go around killing people because he was pissed off. Why? Because apparently his dentist and the dentist’s thug assistant stole Evel’s will and altered it, leaving Evel’s entire estate to the dentist to thank him for giving him sparkling white teeth while he was alive.
Anyway, there was more to it than that action-wise, but that’s the basics. Now here’s the messed up part…
There was a point toward the end of the dream where the dentist and his thug were talking about the will and how they pulled it off and all that. At some point, this was said.
Thug: “I have to go boss, or I’m gonna miss my last bus.”
Dentist: “Heh, I bet Evel would have been happy to miss his last bus.”
Then they laughed like it was funny, and I was confused as to why.
So I wake up after that, and I tell my wife about the dream and then I get to the part about what they said and that I couldn’t figure out why the hell they were laughing, and she’s all…
“Well, didn’t he jump over buses?”
About a second and a half later I was like…
“Oh god damn it! DUHHHHH! Jesus, I can’t believe I didn’t get that!!!”
So basically, I dreamed a joke I had never heard before, and a funny one at that, and didn’t even get why it was funny. I had to have my wife explain it to me. How stupid is that???
Anyway, I felt like a moron, and that was a totally new one on me. How the hell do you dream a joke you don’t even get? Jeez…
Anyway, thought I’d share that. Dunno if it’s happened to any of you, but man I felt retarded.
(Current Mood: okay
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