Monday poo update…

November 27th, 2006   No Comments »

Well since last Thursday I’ve pooed several times. The first time was pretty big and soft, but since then it’s gotten more constipaty and sticky. I’m really thinking I need to eat more apples or something. :P

Anyway, at least I’m going. Haven’t gone today yet though. Maybe later on…

Other than that, nothing special going on other than that I’m going to the cheap theater with the wifey. We’re going to see Little Miss Sunshine. I thought it looked pretty stupid but from what I’ve read it’s supposed to be pretty funny. We’ll see.

God I’m tired. I’ve been tired a lot lately. I think it might be the weather. It snowed just a bit last night for the first time this year. I think last year or the year before it never snowed until late December or January. Funny how the weather changes every year.

Oh, and my birthday is on the 3rd. We’re going to go see the new Van Wilder – The Rise of Taj movie and go out for a nice dinner. Not sure where we’re going to have dinner yet. I’m thinking Chinese buffet because it’s cheaper than prime rib and I loves me some Chinese buffet. Besides, sometimes after buffet I get a 400 p.s.i. crap, so it’s a win / win. :D

Anyway, that’s it for this update. I gotta go shower and get ready for the movie now. Hope it’s a good one. The movie I mean, not the shower. I hope the shower is good too though. :)

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Happy Thanksgiving!

November 23rd, 2006   No Comments »

Well it’s rolled past midnight now and still no poo. Hopefully the turkey and all the garbage that goes down with it will push SOMETHING out. If not, I’m gonna need some high quality laxative. I wonder if I could get a picture of Barbara Streisand and Rosie O’Donnell french kissing. That should do it. :P

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Poo update…

November 22nd, 2006   1 Comment »

I had a 400 P.S.I. poo the other day and haven’t really pooed since. :(   I need to eat more oatmeal and apples and stuff I guess.

Sharon: “You’re disgusting.”

Duane: “Thanks baby!  I love you too!” :D

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Trying out my new plugin…

November 19th, 2006   2 Comments »

I installed a plugin to share with everyone the current state of by bowel movements, because I know you all care so much. ;)

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Why don’t we have faster DSL?

November 12th, 2006   No Comments »

Tell me something.  Why the hell is the US so far behind the rest of the world in the internet speeds it offers?  I mean hell, I should consider myself lucky that my provider, Qwest, is 1Mb above the standard for download speed.  Most of them are max 6Mb and I have 7Mb.  I just looked at a provider in France and they offer 28 freakin’ Mb for some ridiculously low price.  I’ve heard of some places offering 10 megabit and even 100 megabit connections.  So why in the hell is the US still in the dark ages?

And what’s the friggin’ deal with the limitations on upload speeds?  I run my own server and could use an upload speed that matches my download speed, or at least is close to it.  So why is my upload speed capped at 896Kb?  I’ve heard arguments that people don’t need as much upload speed because their download throughput it so much higher than their upload.  Well what if you’re like me and run your own server?  You should have an option for greater upload speeds without having to spend the gross yearly income of a small country to get it.

Something else that irritates me is having to pay the phone company for the DSL lines, PLUS pay my ISP for the internet access.  It wouldn’t be so bad if they were cheaper, but to get decent speeds it adds up.  To be fair, it’s no where near as bad as it was when I moved here 6 years ago.  Back then it was like $146 a month for even less speed. :P

The whole situation is ridiculous.  Cable is just crap compared to DSL.  Cable companies are like nazis when it comes to their customer’s usage & setting limits on it.  Plus they cap the upload speeds way low.  And how crappy is it when your speed is determined by how many other people are using the same cable lines you’re connected to?  What’s the point?

It’s about time the phone / internet providers in this country started acting like the technological giants they are and give us some decent speeds so we can keep up with the rest of the world.  If they don’t, then what does that say about our country?  (Ok, I’m being a little melodramatic there, but I’m irritated.)

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I’m sick…wahhh! :(

November 11th, 2006   No Comments »

I’m sick. Feel sorry for me please.

That is all…

:(

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Good job Republicans…you schmucks.

November 7th, 2006   No Comments »

Well you’ve gone and done it now. You screwed up and the Dems took back the house. You all probably don’t even know why, do you? I could tell ya. In fact, I will.

First off let me say, so you know where I’m coming from, that I’ve grown to hate most republicans as much as I hate democrats. I see the republicans as far less dangerous to our future…and my wallet though, so I always vote for them because none of the other parties have a chance of winning, which is an unfortunate thing in our system, but there you go.

Why do I hate democrats and republicans? Because I believe in individual freedom, and both democrats and republicans are anti-freedom. Democrats drive down any thoughts, speech or actions that don’t fall in lock step with their rantings, while the Republicans generally try to impose their religious Christian morals on everyone, which in and of itself is anti-individual freedom of thought and deed. Since I’m talking to the idiot republicans in this post, I’ll mention examples of how their actions have turned people off. Anyone who hates democrats knows how they turn people off. They’re a bunch of anti-American, tax raising, sellout schmucks who just sit around bitching rather than coming up with any realistic ideas for how to take America forward into the future.

So what about the Republicans? Well, their positions on the following are completely oppressive and anti-freedom.

Abortion
Gay Marriage
Stem Cell Research

All three of these items have massive numbers of people on each side of the issue. So what’s the answer? The answer is, stop imposing your religious morals on people who don’t want them by trying to suppress these things, stopping individual freedom of choice and holding back scientific progress, because there are people like me who support these things who also vote republican. I’m also an atheist, and the whole religious thing is a total turn off to me. But again, I’m a republican. I know I’m not the only one who feels like this either. The problem is, the party has become dominated by the religious right, which is becoming more and more oppressive and dominating over those who don’t follow their religious party lines.

Another reason the republicans screwed themselves in this election is because they were the party in power and failed completely and utterly to secure our borders. The republican party is wholly in the pockets of the big corporations and developers, and they like the cheap labor they get from hiring illegals. Screw everyone else, as long as the corporations get what they want, right? Wrong. The government is supposed to be for the people, not for the corporations. You sided with the corporations and sold out our jobs, our safety and our security.

Lastly, the war in Iraq totally screwed the republicans. Why? I made a post about that earlier in great detail. Look back several posts for my post about 9/11 and it’ll explain it all. In a nutshell though, they tied the hands of our military after they walked over Iraq in a stunning victory, and rather than allowing them to sweep the country and finish the job, crushing all resistance, they played politics with the war and got us involved in a quagmire that didn’t have to happen. They should have let the military run the operations instead of sticking their wussy politician noses into it. The military knows how to fight wars. Politicians don’t. So if they had just let them do what they are best at and finish the job, we wouldn’t even be talking about this right now, because it would all be over and we’d have long ago moved on to the next country full of scumbags.

So why am I a republican if I have so many problems with the party? Because the democratic party is dominated by far left, anti-american socialists who don’t care squat about our security or our military and would sell out our sovereignty to the United Nations, which in and of itself is an anti-freedom socialist / communist organization who would just as soon put the whole world under their control in a one world government.

Thanks to the republicans and their idiocy, forcing their religious morals on people, playing politics with the war, etc…, now the democrats have taken back the house and queen moron Nancy Peloci will be taking over as speaker of the house and putting schmucks like Charles Wrangle in chairmanship positions. You know Charles Wrangle. He’s that gravel voiced schmuck that wants to bring back the draft.

So I suggest that all you idiot republicans take a step back and look long and hard at why people are so pissed off at the way you’ve been running things, and work a little harder at accepting the differences in America and giving people the freedoms that so many American soldiers have paid for with their blood throughout the history of this nation. As far as I’m concerned, far left democrats are traitors, and that’s one of the VERY few reasons I still vote for republicans. I just wish the independent, constitution or even the libertarian parties had a real chance to win, so we could get those republican and democrat career politicians out of there and really clean house, filling the government with people who actually care about America instead of just caring about their own wallets and how they can benefit by doing favors for corporations and the rich.

Maybe someday…

Oh Brittney, what a waste…

November 7th, 2006   No Comments »

Wow…just wow. She used to be one seriously hot piece of ass. Now look at her. What a waste.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,227954,00.html

Yes folks, they’re getting a divorce. Basically, they were married a little over two years and pumped out two kids. She is now a single mom with two kids, no career and no future. Nice life choices there Brittney…

Her career is completely over. She’ll never be able to come back now even if she wanted to. She was only popular with teenie boppers and now she’s too old for them, and she doesn’t have enough talent for older audiences. Now that she’s dropped two kids, she doesn’t have the sex appeal any more to draw in male fans who were into the whole young, hot and innocent image she used to have. So basically, her life is going to be like so many other women out there who didn’t think before they shacked up with some scumbag and pumped out a couple of kids, only to later find out that it was all just a huge mistake. The only difference with her is, she still has all the money she made. I wonder how long that will last though. You can’t adjust your life to a huge income and then suddenly have that gone and not expect to take a big fall. Man, what a mess.

I feel sorry for her in a way, and in other ways I don’t. I guess the human side of me feels sorry for her because she made bad life choices and is now paying the price for it. If she wanted kids so bad she should have waited until her career was fully realized and then just found a sperm donor or something. It would have been way better than what she ended up doing and who she ended up doing it with. The logical side of me doesn’t feel sorry for her at all because she was just stupid and should have know what the hell she was getting into before she got married and deserves what she gets.

Oh well, not my problem. I got enough problems of my own without worrying about the stupidity of others. I can however point out other people’s stupidity when I find it, because maybe it’ll help even just a few of the people who read this to be a little smarter about their life choices. I can only hope…

Anyway, article I linked to also has a link to a PDF file of their divorce papers if you’re interested. I dug through the first few pages but didn’t see anything overly interesting. I’ll dig through them a little deeper later on and see if there’s anything juicy. :)

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Win an autographed copy of the LovecraCked! DVD in the new issue of Rogue Cinema.

November 3rd, 2006   No Comments »

There’s a contest in this month’s issue of Rogue Cinema. We’re giving
away an autographed copy of the LovecraCked! The Movie DVD. There’s a
block on the upper right side of the main page with a link to the
contest page. I tried to make it a fun contest, so here’s what you
have to do.

Draw a fun picture of a monster. Doesn’t have to be good or anything,
just a fun little doodle will do. The most entertaining picture (not
necessarily the artistically best one) wins the DVD.

Save it or scan it as a jpg and send it to editor@roguecinema.com
along with your full name and hometown to enter. The winner will be
contacted for his full mailing address once the contest ends. The
winning doodle will appear on the contest page during the month of
December.

Entries must be in by November 28th, so get to doodling and get your
chance to win this great, autographed DVD!

Rogue Cinema – http://www.roguecinema.com

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New review on B-Movie Central & New issue of Rogue Cinema…

November 2nd, 2006   No Comments »

Yes I know it’s been a really long time, but I’ve been swamped with the magazine and other stuff. I finally got a new review done for my site though. This time around it’s Earth vs. The Spider. So head on over and check it out and I hope you all enjoy it.

B-Movie Central – http://www.bmoviecentral.com

After you check out my new review, make sure you head on over to Rogue Cinema and check out the new issue. There’s tons of great stuff in this issue, so there should be a little something for everyone.

Rogue Cinema – http://www.roguecinema.com

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