Ok so I’m watching the season finale of Hogan Knows Best last night. Brooke Hogan finally got her big break, signed with a record label and went off to make her first music video, which they showed in its entirety at the end of the show.
So I’m watching this abomination, and what do I see? Her debut single isn’t really her. It’s her singing filler between the moronic ramblings of some ugly ass rapper named Paul Wall or some crap like that. So she’s dancing around to this idiotic cloned out crappy computer generated “music” while he raps, and then she gets to sing her part, which also sucked, but not because of her.
See, Brooke Hogan actually does have talent. She can play the piano and she sings and dances wonderfully. What’s sad is the utter waste of her talent and the utterly horrible decision to make her debut single a combo of her and some moron no one’s ever heard of rather than just putting the spotlight on her. Also, wasting her talent on that type of cookie cutter wortless garbage “music” was just a shame, and it was really sad to see. I think they were so hot to get her signed that they never really considered what they were signing her up for. I just hope that one day she’ll actually put her foot down and start doing real music like she was trained to do rather than this computerized, cloned out crap that sounds like everything everyone else is doing in that genre. I’d really hate to see all her talent wasted on that crap just because she signed with the wrong people.
Now, something else was irritating me. What was it? Christ I’m getting old. Then again it is morning and I got the funk real bad, so that’s probably why I can’t think of what it was. I guess I might as well talk about more VH1 reality stuff since I can’t think of what the other things were.
You know, I liked the first season of My Fair Brady. He’s a bitch and she’s a pain in the ass, so it made it kinda fun to watch and I was really pulling for them. That was good for one season. This new season however has them doing nothing but examining their relationship and how they treat each other and constantly questioning why they’re getting married if they have all these problems. It’s just getting old. The fact is, Adrianne pushed this marriage thing on him and laid down ultimatums and what not, when frankly, rather than dealing with all this crap, they should have worked on strengthening their relationship before the subject of marriage ever even thought of coming up. I mean, show after show of them fighting, being a bitch to each other and having sex gets old after a while. I think they both need to grow up both logically and emotionally and start treating each other with respect. The show would be a lot more enjoyable if they did. The fighting and bickering was fun during the first season, but it’s just worn thin now. Let me end this part though by saying that I do like them both and hope they have a happy life together.
Now there’s this other show called Supergroup where they throw a bunch of rock music celebs together in a band for 12 days and then at the end they have to do a concert in Las Vegas with at least two original songs. Now, if you’re going to have a show called Supergroup, wouldn’t it make sense to actually have people on the show that could actually make a supergroup? The only one on the show really worthy of being in a supergroup is Ted Nugent. Sebastian Bach is a bitch, Scott Ian seems like a really good guy but he’s not exactly at guitar god status, Evan whatever the hell his name is on bass I never even heard of, and Scott Bonham is just your average drummer with a hand that keeps going numb.
So who would have been good on the show besides Ted? How about Neil Pert on drums? How about Gene Simmons or Geddy Lee on bass? How about Brian May or Bruce Culick on guitar? And how about like Joe Elliot or Vince Neil or even Bret Michaels on vocals? There are so many good choices aside from these guys that I didn’t even mention here that it really makes me wonder how they ended up with the lineup they did. It’s like they didn’t even put any real thought into it. Anyway, I guess in the final show that bitch bass player they got walks out on them and leaves them without a bass player for the concert. No big loss there.
I really want to see another season of the Surreal Life, another season of Celebrity Fit Club (just because Harvey’s so fun to watch) and another season of So Notorious, which I think didn’t get a fair shake in the ratings. That show is great!
Anyway, I need to get a shower and get cleaned up for the day so these flies can stop buzzin’ around my head. So until next time just remember, wherever you go…there you are.(Current Mood: sleepy)