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Man that’s a tough decision. First there’s Celine Dion who’s whining antics in that interview have basically made her a joke now. I can’t stop laughing about that with my wife. Like when people were using those $2,000 debit cards to go into strip clubs. I told my wife, “What are they bitching about? If they want to go into a strip club and spend our hard earned tax money on lookin’ at hooters, then what’s the big deal. It’s like Celine Dion says, “JUST LET ‘DEM TOUCH DOSE TINGS!!!”

Basically, if Celine Dion is so concerned over the poor…well, she’s got a lot of money don’t she? Why don’t she take her millions and go down there and buy all those poor people plasma screen televisions and get them subscriptions to digital satellite so they can touch dose tings? Put your money where your mouth is you idiot and quit whining! Hell, I’ve never touched a plasma screen television either, so add me to your Christmas list too because I want to touch dose tings as well.

Then there’s Cindy Sheehan. She’s not only insane, she’s totally dishonored the memory of her son and his service to this country. I’m sure if he could see what she’s doing now and how she’s acting, it would sicken him to no end. She was basically a grieving mother whose grief was hijacked by the most extreme psychos of the so-called “anti-war” movement, which is actually made up of groups who think America is the greatest evil in the world and want to see us and our way of life go down the toilet. Some of these groups are communist, some are socialist, some are probably even terrorist, but all have in common that they’re nuts, they’re psychotic, and they’ve chosen to make this idiot their mouthpiece and figurehead just because she’s gotten some press. And just to show how insane she’s become, she was just bemoaning the fact on a liberal democrat website that their anti-war protest in Washington, which was basically nothing more than an anti-America, anti-Bush protest, didn’t receive hardly any media coverage because the networks were flooded with hurricane coverage. Now how freakin’ arrogant is that? Even liberals on that site talked smack to her after that one, forcing her finally to apologize for the statement. Actually though, from what I heard, it wasn’t much of an apology. Anyway, she’s gone over the edge, and the best possible thing she could do is to shut her freakin’ know-nothing pie hole and crawl off into a therapy session somewhere with Celine Dion and all the other hand-wringing idiots out there so we don’t have to see them whining on our televisions anymore.

So Cindy Sheehan definitely wins the award simply because I can look at that interview with Celine Dion and get a laugh out of it. And besides, stupid usually has a hard time beating out psychotic. Psychotic is kinda like stupid x 10.

Schoolchildren are to dish out lemons to bad drivers in a new crackdown on dangerous driving in Hungary. The children will go on patrol with traffic police and hand out fruit to drivers pulled up by officers. While bad drivers will be rewarded with a sour taste in their mouths, good drivers will be greeted with an apple during the month long drive. The campaign is to be launched in the country’s fruit growing region of Szabolcs-Szatmar-Bereg, reports News agency MTI. Police spokesman Gergely Fulop said: “A penalty coming from a kid for breaking rules generates a stronger feeling of guilt among adults than a simple fine.”

Typical liberal tactics. Using children to make people feel guilty. Honestly though, if they really want to make this work, why the hell are they giving lemons? I personally like eating lemons. If they really want to make this work, make ‘em eat a turd.

One of four shots from a .357-caliber revolver hit the tip of a man’s raised middle finger as he was driving on I-15 early Friday. The incident appears to be one of road rage, and police are looking for an unidentified woman who fired the shots from another car. About 12:40 a.m., the 25-year-old man was waiting at 500 South for the light to change so he could get on the freeway, said South Salt Lake Police Capt. Chris Snyder. As he waited, a woman in what turned out to be a stolen car pulled up next to him. The two made eye contact, but there was something about the contact that made the man uncomfortable, Snyder said. The light turned green and the two cars entered the freeway. On the onramp, the man told police, the woman began to drive aggressively and sped up to pass the man. In doing so, she hit some traffic cones that gradually closed some of the southbound lanes, Snyder said. Somewhere between 2100 South and 3300 South, the woman rolled down the window of her car and yelled at the man. So he made an obscene hand gesture. That’s when she apparently fired four shots at the driver’s side of the man’s car. One of the bullets hit the tip of the man’s middle finger on his right hand, severing it. His index finger also was injured, but not as seriously. That bullet lodged in the man’s windshield. The man tried to follow the woman, Snyder said, but lost her and so he went to seek medical help. He called for help near 6900 South and was taken to Cottonwood Hospital where he was treated and released. It appears the woman made a U-turn on I-15 after the shooting and headed north. She crashed into a concrete barricade near the I-15 and I-80 interchange and took the State Street exit on I-80, Snyder said. Witnesses saw the woman as she left the car in the middle of the southbound lanes on State Street and ran away. One witness told police the woman had knocked on his door and told him she had been in an accident and that the police were after her. When he stood there dumbfounded, the woman ran off. He suspected she was on drugs. Police found a gun in the car and released a composite image of the woman from witness accounts. They also discovered the car had been stolen in West Jordan on Wednesday. Anyone with information about the shooting is asked to call South Salt Lake Police at 801-840-4000. The woman is described as having a dark complexion and long, dark, curly hair. She is probably in her early 20s and was wearing a white tank top and boxer shorts.

That’s what you get for flipping the bird to a woman who’s having a heavy flow day. God, he should have known better. Idiot. Man, that was one hell of a shot though, wasn’t it?

Since I’m finding it increasingly more difficult to find the ambition or the attention span to update the blog daily, I’ll just be doing it once in a while from now on. Like once or twice a week. Basically, I’m still unemployed, have absolutely no direction in my life, going through some depression and basically finding myself to be overly blah in my mood. So while I’ll be updating less frequently, there will probably be multiple updates on the same day when I do update.

WABASH, Ind. — A Kansas man faces drug charges, accused by police of trying to distract a drug dog by throwing dog biscuits out of his car window. Indiana State Police said Jong H. Kim, 23, of Overland Park, Kan., was stopped on Wednesday for speeding. Police said Kim was uncooperative, nervous and vomiting. When a drug dog arrived at the scene, police said Kim tossed debris and dog biscuits toward the dog in an apparent attempt to distract the K-9. The dog alerted police to the possible presence of drugs in Kim’s car. Police said they removed Kim from the vehicle by force and conducted a search. Officials said they uncovered about 75 grams of marijuana hidden in the vehicle and that Kim also had marijuana in his system. Kim was charged with possession of marijuana, resisting law enforcement and operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

Well, at least he tried. He’s still an idiot though.

CHILDREN as young as eight years old are risking their lives playing ‘chicken’ in front of motor vehicles, police have warned. The children are running into the road and jumping out of the way just in time to avoid the cars. They also spent Friday and Saturday evenings between 7-10pm knocking on doors and ringing bells throughout the village. A police spokeswoman said: “We believe these are local youngsters and we will be making thorough enquiries. “We would also urge parents to be aware of where their children are at night and warn children running in front of cars is extremely dangerous.”

Yeah, way to parent. I swear, people should have to take IQ tests and have their lifestyle looked at before they’re allowed to have kids. People who can’t be parents just shouldn’t be allowed to, because then you end up with moronic kids like this.

A woman who hired a hitman to murder the wife of her lover, and then complained to police when he didn’t do the job, has been arrested along with the hitman, police said. The murderous intentions of Eriko Kawaguchi, a Tokyo Fire Fighting Department employee, came to light after she complained to police because the hitman didn’t carry out the job, although she paid him about 15 million yen. “I came to know that the wife gave birth and then I felt betrayed (by the lover),” officers quoted Kawaguchi, 32, as saying about her motive for hiring the hitman. Kawaguchi, from the Tokyo suburb of Tama, phoned Takaharu Tabe, 40, from Kunitachi, after she read Tabe’s web page on the Internet in November last year, police said. In January this year, Kawaguchi met Tabe in Tachikawa, requesting that he murder the wife of her lover. In due course she paid him a total of some 15 million yen for the murder and the costs of tailing and keeping watch on the target. Tabe offered to murder the target by taking her on a motorbike into a tunnel and pouring poisonous bacteria over her. Tabe then showed photos of the home and working place of the woman to Kawaguchi. He even gave white powder to Kawaguchi and said he used it to murder the 32-year-old target. But the wife of Kawaguchi’s lover was never attacked and recently gave birth. Six months later, Kawaguchi then went to the Tama Chuo Police Station and made a complaint, police said. Officers are grilling Tabe about the possibility of other murder contracts.

Hello is this the police? I just killed 15 people. Can you give me some tips on how to get the blood stains out of my clothes. Duh. Idiot.

HONG KONG (AP) – A Hong Kong woman has sued Rolex, alleging that a watch she bought caused her psychological trauma because she had to wear long sleeves to cover up an itchy, unsightly skin allergy triggered by a label on the underside of the luxury timepiece, a newspaper reported Thursday. Lee Ka-wai filed her claim in the Small Claims Tribunal, seeking $6,044 in damages, the South China Morning Post said. She purchased the $3,866 Rolex Oyster Perpetual in August 2004, the newspaper said. Lee said the skin allergy – scratchy red dots – was caused by a removable label on the back of the watch, the newspaper reported. She didn’t remove the label because she was afraid she would lose Rolex’s worldwide guarantee or sacrifice proof of the watch’s authenticity, it said. “Rolex should have mentioned it in the manual or asked its agent to remind customers to remove the label,” Lee was quoted as saying. She said that she suffered psychological trauma because she had to wear long sleeves to cover up the unsightly allergic reaction, the newspaper reported. The Post quoted Rolex official Daniel Neidhart as saying removing the label would not have affected the guarantee or the authenticity of the watch. He said the label merely showed that the watch was new and most customers removed it, the newspaper reported. The case was adjourned until Oct. 26, the newspaper said.

The case should have been thrown the hell out before it ever got into a courtroom. And psychological trauma? Over a rash? Hell, every teenager with acne should sue the chocolate companies then. Oh, and every guy who’s going bald should sue the hat and pillow manufacturers for rubbing his hair off. Idiot.

A 27-year-old pregnant San Mateo County woman is in jail accused of stabbing her boyfriend with a kitchen knife after the couple argued about her nutritional choices, authorities said. The 18-year-old boyfriend, whom police have not identified, is being treated at a local hospital for stab wounds to his right lung and liver, said San Mateo County Deputy District Attorney Christine Ford. He is expected to recover and be released from the hospital sometime in the next couple of days, she said. Maria Islas pleaded not guilty on Tuesday in Redwood City to one charge each of attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon and domestic violence, Ford said. Each includes an added special circumstance of personally inflicting great bodily injury and weapon use, Ford said. The most serious charge, attempted murder, carries a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison, Ford said. According to Ford, the incident occurred in the middle of the afternoon of Sept. 8 in the home the couple shares in unincorporated San Mateo County near Menlo Park. “There was an argument over her nutritional habits and how they impinged on the health of the pregnancy,” Ford said. Islas is three months pregnant by her boyfriend of several years. Islas allegedly grabbed a serrated kitchen knife and stabbed the 18-year-old boyfriend in the abdomen. At the man’s request, Islas called 911 and later was arrested by San Mateo County sheriffs. Islas is being held in jail without bail, Ford said. Her attorney, Eric Liberman, said he didn’t want to comment on the case because he was newly appointed to it and just met his client on Tuesday. Islas will return to court Oct. 3, at which time a preliminary hearing will be scheduled, Ford said.

I guess the lesson here is that when you got a moronic woman all juiced up on hormones with a knife in her hand, get her her damn pickles and ice cream! Oh, and did anyone notice that he was 18? And did anyone notice that it said that he was her boyfriend for the past several years…meaning about 3 years, which would have made him 15 when they got together? Hmmmmm…

DOUGLAS — A juvenile has been arrested and charged with striking a Broxton Police officer last Wednesday at the bus stop at Broxton-Mary Hayes Elementary School. According to Broxton Police Chief Hugh McReady, officers had been asked to assist school employees at the Broxton bus stop due to past problems with older students. The incident occurred after an officer asked a 16-year-old to pull his pants up from around his knees. The juvenile turned and struck the officer in the face with his fist. The officer attempted to subdue the juvenile by placing hand cuffs on him, but the juvenile broke free. The juvenile then struck the officer again, knocking him to the ground. The juvenile was restrained by a bus driver and other high school students. He was taken into custody and was turned over to the juvenile officer. The juvenile faces charges of obstructing a law enforcement officer with violence and battery.

Obviously this punk kid is the moron, but can you imagine that poor cop having to go back to the station with everyone knowing that he just got the beatdown put on him by a high school student? How embarassing is that?