Man that’s a tough decision. First there’s Celine Dion who’s whining antics in that interview have basically made her a joke now. I can’t stop laughing about that with my wife. Like when people were using those $2,000 debit cards to go into strip clubs. I told my wife, “What are they bitching about? If they want to go into a strip club and spend our hard earned tax money on lookin’ at hooters, then what’s the big deal. It’s like Celine Dion says, “JUST LET ‘DEM TOUCH DOSE TINGS!!!”
Basically, if Celine Dion is so concerned over the poor…well, she’s got a lot of money don’t she? Why don’t she take her millions and go down there and buy all those poor people plasma screen televisions and get them subscriptions to digital satellite so they can touch dose tings? Put your money where your mouth is you idiot and quit whining! Hell, I’ve never touched a plasma screen television either, so add me to your Christmas list too because I want to touch dose tings as well.
Then there’s Cindy Sheehan. She’s not only insane, she’s totally dishonored the memory of her son and his service to this country. I’m sure if he could see what she’s doing now and how she’s acting, it would sicken him to no end. She was basically a grieving mother whose grief was hijacked by the most extreme psychos of the so-called “anti-war” movement, which is actually made up of groups who think America is the greatest evil in the world and want to see us and our way of life go down the toilet. Some of these groups are communist, some are socialist, some are probably even terrorist, but all have in common that they’re nuts, they’re psychotic, and they’ve chosen to make this idiot their mouthpiece and figurehead just because she’s gotten some press. And just to show how insane she’s become, she was just bemoaning the fact on a liberal democrat website that their anti-war protest in Washington, which was basically nothing more than an anti-America, anti-Bush protest, didn’t receive hardly any media coverage because the networks were flooded with hurricane coverage. Now how freakin’ arrogant is that? Even liberals on that site talked smack to her after that one, forcing her finally to apologize for the statement. Actually though, from what I heard, it wasn’t much of an apology. Anyway, she’s gone over the edge, and the best possible thing she could do is to shut her freakin’ know-nothing pie hole and crawl off into a therapy session somewhere with Celine Dion and all the other hand-wringing idiots out there so we don’t have to see them whining on our televisions anymore.
So Cindy Sheehan definitely wins the award simply because I can look at that interview with Celine Dion and get a laugh out of it. And besides, stupid usually has a hard time beating out psychotic. Psychotic is kinda like stupid x 10.