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MP George Galloway has defended comments referring to insurgents in Iraq as “martyrs”, saying he has not put British troops at risk. During a tour of the Middle East, Mr Galloway spoke of “poor Iraqis” using the most basic weapons to write the names of their towns “in the stars”. The Respect MP accused the UK and America of “raping” Baghdad and said the US was losing the war. Labour MP Eric Joyce said the comments endangered UK troops “in a small way”. But he said Mr Galloway held little influence. The former Labour renegade said the only people putting troops at risk were in Mr Blair’s government. “I said countries occupied by UK and US troops are being raped by them. Jerusalem and Baghdad are in the hands of foreigners who are doing their will. “The people stirring up hatred for our troops are those who put them in Iraq, not the likes of us who want to bring them home to their families. “The people who put our troops at risk are the people who put them abroad.”

This guy and everyone like him should be taken out into the street and shot as a traitor. I’m all for free speech, but people like him would hand over the western world to these evil bastards to be sacrificed on the altar of liberalism and political correctness. You win wars by presenting a united front and crushing your enemies. This guy might as well go sign up with Bin Laden and get it overwith. He talks like he’s Bin Laden’s best buddy anyway. I usually try to keep things clean here, but I gotta call a spade a spade. This guy is a complete and utter ass hole.

THE EU has declared a crackpot war on busty barmaids — by trying to ban them from wearing low-cut tops. Po-faced penpushers have deemed it a HEALTH HAZARD for bar girls to show too much cleavage. And in a daft directive that will have drinkers choking on their pints, Brussels bureaucrats have ordered a cover-up. They say barmaids run a skin cancer risk if they expose themselves to the sun when they go outside to collect glasses. Last night the move was blasted as an affront. Annie Powell, of real ale group Camra, raged: “It’s just another blatant example of Europe gone mad.” The ruling is part of the new Optical Radiation Directive — expected to be rubber-stamped by the EU parliament next month. Germans are already frothing over the new law — because bars in Bavaria have been forced to comply in advance. Drinkers are threatening to boycott Munich’s famous Oktoberfest beer festival. The city’s mayor Christian Ude fumed: “This is European law-making at its most pedantic. “A waitress is no longer allowed to wander round a beer garden with a plunging neckline. I would not want to enter a beer garden under these conditions.”

And yet something else to back up my feeling that people are just too stupid to live. Then again, this is coming from the EU, so I shouldn’t really be surprised. Idiots.

Bungled home improvements: A bee-plagued homeowner in northwest Tucson, Ariz., attempting to ”frighten the bees off” (according to a fire department spokesman) by lighting a small fire in the attic, inadvertently ignited insecticide vapor, with the resulting blaze causing about $100,000 damage to the roof (March). And a woman in Mecklenburg County, N.C., attempted to chase snakes out of a couch on her front porch by dousing the nest with lighter fluid, but then an accidentally dropped match set a fire large enough that she had to jump out a window to safety (June).

It never ceases to amaze me the stupid things people do. No wait, actually after doing these moron of the day posts for almost a year and a half, I’m not really surprised by anything anymore.

As ideas go, it wasn’t one of the best. If you’re going to tailgate another motorist, it’s probably wisest not to pick a police car. And particularly not a marked one. Motorist Nicholas Rogers has been fined after “driving erratically” and sounding his horn behind a police patrol car. Rogers was driving a white Vauxhall Astra on the B3115 near Timsbury when he drove up behind the police car, Bath magistrates heard. “He began lunging the vehicle and driving erratically about one to one-and-a-half car lengths behind the police car,” said Lesley Ness, prosecuting. The 18-year-old was sounding his horn and went to overtake the police vehicle. “As he pulled level with the car, he slowed, and his female passenger made a hand gesture.” Rogers, who defended himself, said the description of events on Friday, April 8 was “exaggerated”, but admitted the charge of driving without reasonable consideration for other road users. The teenager, of Southlands Drive in Timsbury, who has held a driving licence for just a year, told magistrates if he lost his licence, he would also lose his job installing CCTV cameras, which involved him driving 500 miles a week. Magistrates ordered Rogers to pay £115 and put three penalty points on his licence. Chairman of the bench, Alun Glyn-Jones, warned him that his driving would now have to be “impeccable”. “Driving up behind a marked police car is a sign of not being very sensible,” he said.

They should have pulled this moron’s license for six months for doing something so stupid. I mean sure it’s funny to read about it, but it was a marked cop car! I mean, there’s obviously a disctinct lack of judgement there that could well be dangerous to others. Likely he was just showing off for his girlfriend, which in and of itself makes him a moron.

Sao Paulo – A toothless man has been arrested for stealing toothbrushes. According to O Dia newspaper, 32-year-old Ednor Rodrigues was filmed on CCTV taking seven toothbrushes from a supermarket in Ribeirao Preto, Brazil. When he was approached by the police, he tried to deny the robbery – even showing the officers his toothless mouth. He finally admitted to the robbery, he said: “I don’t know why I did it. “I know it is a stupid thing to do, I have no teeth, what was I thinking?”

That’s like an anorexic chick stealing a case of Twinkies. It just don’t figure.

POLICE have been told they must show respect by taking their SHOES OFF before raiding the homes of Muslim terror suspects. It was one of 18 rules laid down in new guidelines for officers in Luton — a hotbed of Islamic fundamentalism.

Whoever came up with this crap should be publically executed as an example to anyone else who would even think of coming out with more crap like this. If I was one of those cops, I’d walk in dog crap in my big ol’ high tread boots before raiding these scumbags. Muslim terrorists should be treated in whatever way is necessary to crush them and make them pay for their crimes against humanity. You don’t win a war by coddling your enemies. You win a war by crushing your enemies underfoot mercillesly. By being sensitive to your enemies, you insure that you’ll lose the war and that your enemies will walk all over you. Wise up all you idiots who think we need to “understand” these people. We don’t need to understand them. We need to destroy them. Period.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Opening up your door while driving isn’t a good idea, especially on a busy highway. Robbin Doolin, 31, of the Kansas City suburb of Grandview, learned that Friday morning when she leaned out her fast-moving car to spit. She went tumbling out onto U.S. 71 in Kansas City, and to the amazement of other drivers, she hopped up and chased her car as it careened down an embankment toward a construction site. Doolin was recovering Friday night at a hospital, where she was treated for injuries to her leg, arm and head. “It’s certainly not prudent to open your car door on a highway, especially when you’re not wearing a seat belt,” said Capt. Rich Lockhart, a police spokesman. Lockhart said the woman was embarrassed about the accident. Her explanation to officers: “I leaned out to spit and I leaned too far.”

You know, I actually kinda feel sorry for her because this is one of those things you do without thinking and then end up feeling like a complete and utter moron about it after. Still, she should have been wearing her seatbelt. This is just the kind of a thing that seat belts were meant for. Well, not really. But still, it would have kept her from falling out of the car.

A woman sued the Archdiocese of St. Louis and Our Lady of Help of Christians Roman Catholic Church in Ste. Genevieve, Mo., on Friday, claiming she was hit in the head by a baseball near a church picnic dunking booth. Donna Tinsley’s suit in St. Louis Circuit Court says she was sitting down when hit by the baseball, which had been thrown at a dunking booth target. The booth was too close to the seating area, says the suit, which seeks more than $25,000.

Yeah, how christian of you. I guess all that stuff in the bible about forgiving and stuff like that is all just bunk when it comes down to scoring yourself some green huh?

A Kansas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking damages for severe burns on her rear end caused by chemicals used to clean a toilet at a Denny’s Restaurant. Kathleen Williams’ suit names Denny’s Corp. and Jomar Investments LLC, owner of the St. Louis-area Denny’s where she was injured. Williams claims she did not see the chemicals but felt them as soon as she sat down. Pedro Irigonegaray, her lawyer, said that she had to be hospitalized immediately and suffered permanent injuries. “Sadly, as a result of the chemical injury, nerves were injured that create a sensation of pain 24 hours a day,” Irigonegaray told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. He said Williams has to take medication for pain and wear special underpants designed for burn victims.

You know, this isn’t a bad idea. I think I’ll head on down to Denny’s and walk head first into the bathroom door and then sue them because I have a constant headache ever since. Naturally it’s their fault because the door didn’t give way when I hit it. I mean, I know some cleaning chemicals are pretty harsh, but I can’t see anything short of some kind of acid that would do that to you so quickly. Something stinks about this story, and my guess is that it’s her greedy lawyer pushing all this. God I hate lawyers. Lawyers should all be dragged out into the street and publically beaten daily just to make everyone else feel better.

YORK, Pa. — York’s traditional Halloween parade may be coming to an end. The York Jaycees have decided not to sponsor the parade this year. The Jaycees said they rescinded their offer to city officials because they didn’t want to be involved in the controversy over a float sponsored by the Rev. Jim Grove. Grove’s anti-abortion float, “Dr. Butcher’s Chop Shop of Choice Cuts,” features fetuses and mutilated body parts. Jaycees Chapter president Lisa Benson wrote in an e-mail to members Wednesday that the potential liabilities and legal ramifications of sponsoring the parade are just too great for the chapter to endure. The Halloween parade attracts more than 30,000 people.

Honestly, a lot of people would probably think this was cool for Halloween. They’re the same people though who couldn’t care less about this moron or his efforts to push his morals, or lack thereof, on everyone. So he really accomplished nothing except maybe turning a whole lot of people against him for being such an utterly tasteless and classless jerk.