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DURANGO, Colo. — A part-time college instructor has apologized for kicking a student wearing a Republican sweatshirt in an off-campus incident. Fort Lewis College student Mark O’Donnell said he was showing people his College Republicans sweatshirt, which said “Work for us now … or work for us later,” when Maria Spero kicked him. After kicking him, Spero said “she should have kicked me harder and higher,” said O’Donnell. In a police report, O’Donnell said Spero kicked him in the right calf. Durango Police Sgt. Mitch Higgins said Saturday that O’Donnell wanted to press charges against Spero and a misdemeanor summons would be issued. “To physically take that out on someone because you disagree with them, that is completely wrong,” said O’Donnell. David Eppich, assistant to the president of the college, said the college has formally apologized for the incident. He said an investigation indicated Spero, a visiting instructor of modern languages, did not know O’Donnell was a student and she has apologized. “I acted entirely inappropriately by kicking you, giving vent to a thoughtless knee-jerk political reaction that should never have happened. I apologize for my untoward comments. Before the incident, I did not know you and that you are a Fort Lewis student. I am entirely sorry. I am ashamed of my behavior, and I hope you will accept my apology,” Spero said in a letter to O’Donnell dated Oct. 29. O’Donnell said the apology wasn’t enough, and he planned to file a complaint with the college. “I just think that students are held accountable for how they act and what they do in town. They can have actions brought against them. It is imperative that professors should be held accountable for their actions in town and on campus,” he said. The only phone number listed in Durango for the surname Spero was constantly engaged Saturday.

There aren’t even words for the beatdown that would have ensued if this guy had done this to me. When he got out of intensive care, he might just find himself re-thinking a few of his positions and attitudes. Ass.

A Romanian man is demanding a divorce after finding out he married the twin sister of the woman he fell in love with. Vladut R, from Constanta, lived for three years with his wife Monica but says he couldn’t go on with the “ordeal” because he loved her sister. The man met the “love of his life” – Elena – a few years ago during a trip to France. They were supposed to meet up again back in Romania but the woman decided not to stay in touch after she suffered an accident and needed time to recover. Meanwhile, Vladut met his lover’s twin sister, Monica, at the seaside and thought it was the girl of his dreams. She accepted his marriage proposal, not telling him the truth about her sister. Now the couple, who are both dentists, have agreed about to divorce so the man can be back together with the right sister.

I’m sorry but if she really was the love of his life, he should have known it wasn’t her. No set of twins are perfectly identical in personality, speech patterns or apprarance. If he was that deeply in love with the sister then he should have known this woman wasn’t her. Dunno why anyone would want him anyway. His weiner probably smells like latex and crazy glue. (read yesterdays post and you’ll get the joke)

A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis. Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn

A Brisbane study aimed at discovering the perfect way to pee has stumbled on a greater problem – Westerners can’t squat. A world-first study, which compared the Western loo with a seat to the developing-world squat type found volunteers were falling off the toilets because they couldn’t hold a squat position for more than 30 seconds. “We were quite sure squatting would be far superior to the Western toilet position. However, we have a problem now … one third of the population is unable to squat,” said Professor Ajay Rane of James Cook University. He has spent years studying the perfect pee to help one million Australians – including 300,000 men – who have weak bladders.

So basically, some morons paid this moron to study this moronic thing. Where the hell do I get a job like that? Hell, sign me up for that one. Hell, I’ll study something even better than this. I’ll study why it’s so damn hard for women to just look to see if the stupid toilet seat is up before they sit down to pee. I mean, guys do. So why can’t women? I personally can’t remember ever sitting on a toilet that had the seat up. Then again, I did have to squat to poo outside once. But that’s another story. What the hell was I talking about? No daddy, don’t touch me there! I got a bunyon with an eyeball on it! God I need some sleep…

I thought I’d throw a few more things out there that have been irritating me…

First, I don’t want ANYONE who subscribes to or works for AOL coming up with ideas about how to make the internet better.

Second, I wanna bitch slap Dr. Sean Talbott. Not sure if that’s how he spells his name, but I don’t really care. That ass and his cohorts are the ones doing those Cortislim commercials on television. Basically the commercials say, “You’re fat and worthless, so take our pill and you’ll be skinny and happy and life will be full of rainbows.” What most people don’t realize is the catch phrase in that commercial. “Cortislim, along with diet and exercise…” Well anyone will lose weight if you diet and exercise. The fact is, the cortisol hormone regulates muscle growth, and probably is responsible for excess weight gain. The problem is, there’s no real proof that cortislim controls it. If it could be controlled or blocked, that would be the hottest body building supplement on earth because blocking it would allow massive muscle growth. Since I don’t see bodybuilders flocking to their product, then I find it highly doubtful that it does much of anything except emptying your wallet. So you guys can take your pills and stuff them right up your snotty butts.

Third, I freakin’ DESPISE E.D. Hill on Fox and Friends. She’s such a damn prude and so friggin’ annoying. Fox really needs to dump her and get Keiran Chetry or one of the other great Fox women in there as a replacement. The show is always so much more pleasant and fun to watch when E.D. isn’t on there.

Fourth, I’m sick of political correctness. This crap about that one school that won’t allow any Halloween parties or costumes because it might offend the Wiccans in the area is just one in a laundry list of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. Whoever it was at that school that made that decision ought to be dragged out, bitch slapped, and fired for being so damn stupid. Hell, even the Wiccans said it was stupid! There aren’t even any Wiccans in the town anyway. They had to go to another nearby town just to find some Wiccans to talk to. Anyone who whines that people can’t say or do something because it might offend someone else can just direct their complaints to someone who gives a damn…if they can find someone.

You know, I look around me and I see stupidity running rampant. I truly believe the human race is devolving and becoming stupider and stupider with each passing generation. It wasn’t really like that until the hippie movement started in the 60′s. It’s been all downhill from there. The only way to turn it around is to fire all the idiots in the school system and hire some good teachers who know how to teach, actually care if their students learn, and will teach kids what they need instead of spending all their time indoctrinating the poor kids with their misguided political dogma. I really wish that could happen…but unfortunately I know it won’t.

So these are some of the things that have been irritating me lately…and not so lately. Feel free to add your irritations in the comments. Let’s use this post as a cleansing thing so everyone can get their bitches off their chests.

I don’t usually get political here but just this once I will because I couldn’t find a funny moron of the day story today.

Basically, I’m a conservative, but I’m also an atheist and I can’t stand people who let their religion think for them. I also believe in gay marriage and other individual freedoms because as far as I’m concerned the government has no business dictating what people can and can’t do with their lives. If two people love each other and want to be married, it’s no one’s business but theirs. So basically, I think for myself. I get all the facts and make informed decisions about things rather than just going off on emotional rants that make no sense and have no basis in fact. Some people would say I’m an independant or whatever, and that may be the case, but I don’t really care. I think of myself as more of a freedom loving common sense person. So fine, that’s what I am.

Now John Kerry has been pissing me off since he started running for president, but he’s completely gone over the edge now. He’s trying to blame Bush for not securing some 380 tons of explosives in Iraq. He’s been hammering on that for days now, despite the fact that there’s been no evidence whatsoever that the explosives were even still there when we got there. And on top of that, he’s trying to blame Bush for it, like Bush is actually on the ground in Iraq doing all this stuff himself and it’s his fault they managed to sneak 380 tons of explosives away from the site before we even got there.

Basically the rhetoric from the democratic party in this election has gone WAY over the edge, and at times as even gone to the point of being treasonous. We’re in a war, and yet they do nothing but give aid and comfort to the enemy by constantly attacking our president and our cause while he’s in office and while we’re in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting against the exact people we should be fighting against – the terrorists. These people aren’t just Iraqis who don’t want us there. The terrorists have come in from Iran and Syria and Jordan and wherever else to fight us there. So that’s where the real war is, and I’m glad it’s there instead of here. The democrats have gone so far over the edge as to have shown themselves to not only be completely rabid and totally lacking in any sense of ethics, but they have also shown the fact that they are completely unable to look objectively at facts that are presented to them. They hate Bush so much for “stealing the election” in 2000 that they’re willing to say or do anything it takes to get him out of office. Does that really sound like the kind of people you want in charge of your security? Is that the kind of people you want making your financial decisions and decisions that could ultimately affect how we live as a people?

John Kerry has done absolutely nothing except to criticize the administration in the nastiest possible ways all throughout this election. All that time, he’s never given anyone a real reason to vote for him by pointing to anything good that he’s actually accomplished in his last TWENTY years as a senator. What’s he done except to vote down funding for the intelligence community, vote against military projects, and vote against the first 87 billion supplemental for our troops? Well my guess would be that he’s never had any problem voting for pork projects in his home state like the “The Big Dig” that is now billions over budget in and of itself. Basically he’s done nothing but bitch because he can’t point to anything really good and worthwhile that he’s ever accomplished. The only thing he’s ever really done is to come back from Viet Nam and accuse our soldiers of being war criminals. People claim those swiftboat ads are nothing more than a partisan attack, but when so many veterans are telling the same story about what he was like over there, I think the weight of the truth falls with them.

Kerry has accused the Bush administration of lying about the war in Iraq and called it the wrong war at the wrong time. First of all, everyone, including him agreed that Saddam was a threat according to the intelligence we had at the time. So I don’t see how he can call Bush a liar for going on the same intelligence that he himself saw and believed. The intelligence was what is was, and that’s what we went with. Frankly, I think if you ask all the Iraqis who had been tortured and mutilated and the families of people who had relatives in mass graves or who had women in their families who had been raped by Saddam’s goons, they’d tell you that it was the right war at the right time, and frankly it’s something we owed them since we got them to rise up during the first gulf war and then pulled out before the job was done and left them to be slaughtered by the thousands. So no, it wasn’t the wrong war at the wrong time, it’s the right war at the wrong time. It’s a job we should have finished back then, but didn’t.

Hitler said that if you tell a lie enough times with enough conviction, eventually it becomes the truth. Meaning that if people hear something enough times, they start to believe it. That’s the way the democrats work. They brainwash people by reciting their lies, half-truths and talking points over and over again until they become facts to those who are too lazy or weak minded to actually look into these things for themselves and find out what the facts are and what the real truth really is. The republicans have their talking points as well. It’s really just a part of politics and to be expected, but the difference is that the republicans aren’t mean spirited about delivering their message and most of the time they stick to the facts. Democrats will say anything it takes to inflame hatred against the republicans and the Bush administration and that’s not only wrong, especially during a time of war, but it’s divided the country right down the middle, all for their own political gain. They don’t care if the country is threatened or attacked, as long as they can bitch and twist every little thing that comes out of it to their own advantage. I mean hell, he even blames Bush for high medical costs when the fact is that congress has continually refused to pass tort reform and are basically nothing more than whores to the trial lawyers who jump on any little chance to sue the medical industry, or anyone else for that matter, and thereby drive prices up. It’s the same trial lawyers that drove the companies who made the flu vaccines here out of business and then Kerry bitches that it’s Bush’s fault that we don’t have enough Vaccine. Well Johnny, why don’t you look at the guy you got running as your vice presidential candidate. See that little sticker on his shirt that says “Hello, I’m a trial lawyer!” Maybe you should ask him why there’s no vaccine and why medical costs are so high?

I haven’t agreed with everything Bush has done since he’s been president, and I don’t like the fact that he’s so religious, but he has done nothing but act honorably and he’s truly done what he believes is best for the country. He hasn’t run his admistration according to poll results like Clinton did, and he hasn’t been afraid to make unpopular decisions and stick with them if he truly feels that’s the right thing to do. How many politicians can you really say that about? Can you say it about Kerry who’s a big gun control supporter and yet owns guns himself and even goes on a supposed one day goose hunt in a swing state just to try to convince people that he’s not anti-gun? No, I think not. He’s shown himself to be nothing but a lying and pandering ass and all the people around him have been the same way all throughout this process. He’s never given us a single real reason to vote for him and never given real specifics on his plans or how he’d pay for them. He’s resorted to race baiting, class warfare, pandering to special interests and just flat out lies to get the power he wants. I don’t want a man like that or the people who support him running a country that I have to live in, and anyone who can step back from the partisanship and rhetoric for five seconds should be able to come to the same conclusion. Don’t listen to what’s coming out of the politicians mouths, because that’s just being lazy. Get your facts from reliable news sources and other reliable commentators that will give you pure facts rather than coloring things one way or the other. Listening to and believing politial talking points and rhetoric is for the lazy and stupid. So don’t be lazy and stupid. There’s too much at stake.

London, Oct 26 : A sex-starved husband in China dialled the emergency number 999 because his wife refused to have sex with him. The man told an emergency operator that he needed help from police because his wife had not slept with him for 28 days. According to the Dahe Daily newspaper in China’s central Henan province, the police refused to listen to the frustrated man’s pleas and did not persuade his wife to have sex with him. The hubby was in an erotic mood after drinking a bottle of wine, but had failed to lure his better half to the bed.

Man, like the police have nothing better to do than to solve your marital problems and get you hooked up with some nookie when you’re drunk. I’m suprised they didn’t come over to this guy’s house and put the beatdown on him just on general principle.

STUART

A MAN has died after accidentally stabbing himself while slaughtering animals on a north Queensland property. The 42-year-old man and two colleagues were working on Strathmore Station, near Collinsville, when the man stabbed himself in the region of the groin, police said. He died before emergency services arrived at the scene. The accident happened about 6.30pm (AEST) yesterday, a police spokesman said. Workplace, Health and Safety officers were advised of the incident.

You know, I can think if a lot better ways to die than taking one in the groin. Come to think of it, most every way to die is better than that.

SPRINGFIELD – A 27-year-old Springfield man was critically injured after he was accidentally shot in the head, apparently by an accomplice, during an early morning home invasion in the North End of the city, police said. The man, whose identity police were withholding until family could be contacted, was in critical condition at Baystate Medical Center, said police spokesman Deputy William J. Fitchet. According to police reports, three suspects forced their way into a residence at 11 Jefferson Ave. shortly after 3 a.m. Two of the men were armed with handguns. As the robbers searched the apartment for money, one of the guns discharged, striking the man in the head, he said. The other two men ran away. Police recovered a .38-caliber handgun at the scene. It was the second home invasion within a few hours, Fitchet said. A few hours earlier, police were told that two armed men forced their way into a residence at 103 Division St. They later fled. Division Street is off Plainfield Street about a half-mile away from Jefferson Street.

Let that be a lesson to all you would be crooks out there. Never let the blind guy hold thwe gun.