New Rogue Cinema!

January 4th, 2006   No Comments »

This month’s Rogue Cinema is a mix of new content and best of links. Actually, I’m the only one with any new content in it. There’s 3 great interviews and 4 reviews in this issue. This was because I wanted to give the writing staff the entire month of December off to spend with their family and friends over the holidays, and also to give everyone a break to recharge their batteries. So head on over and check out what’s new, and have a 2nd look at some of the great articles you may have missed in the past.

New Rogue Cinema is online, and a personal note from me about where I’ve been…

November 1st, 2005   No Comments »

The November issue of Rogue Cinema is now up for your reading enjoyment. This month I did one interview and four reviews.

Also, I’d like to explain why I’ve been absent and not updating the site like I normally do. Basically, I’ve been unemployed for a really long time now, and I have absolutely no direction in my life. I don’t know what I’m going to do, and though I’ve been dealing with things pretty well up to this point, a pretty severe depression finally settled in and basically I just didn’t want to do anything. I couldn’t bring myself to review anything and it was a struggle to even come up with stuff for the magazine this month. It was really bad, and even though my problems haven’t gotten any better, I’m trying to deal with them better. Now that I’m out from under the pressure of this month’s magazine and I have a little time to rest and recharge my batteries, I’m going to start getting myself back into a normal working schedule. There will be one or two new reviews this month on my site and I will have several interviews in next month’s Rogue Cinema. Now if I could just find some direction in my life, things would be ok. Oh, and I’ll start getting back to my moron of the day posts as well. I miss doing those. There’s so many morons out there that need to be ripped on, and I’ve been slacking off on that big time.

So for all my readers that have been wondering what’s been going on, now you know. Thanks for sticking with me even when I’m going through my down periods. I do plan to continue entertaining you for a long time to come.

The New Issue of Rogue Cinema is up and running!

October 1st, 2005   No Comments »

The new issue of Rogue Cinema is up and running. I have two interviews and three reviews in this issue, so head on over and check it out.

As a side note, the January issue will be a “best of” issue so that I can give the writing staff the month of December off to spend with their families and not have any deadlines hanging over their heads.

Morons of the Day rant and some other stuff…

September 7th, 2005   No Comments »

Hi all,

You may have noticed I haven’t updated my moron of the day posts in a couple of weeks now. Well basically I had a lot going on and I just didn’t feel up to it, so I took a little vacation from updating the blog. Normally I’d back fill it in with previous days posts, but this time, after two years or so of doing this, I’m just going to call it a little vacation and be done with it and start it up fresh again now.

Basically, while I’ve been away, I got the new issue of Rogue Cinema up and running, and I had a nice little rest playing a lot of Dungeon Siege 2, which I’m almost tired of now. It’s a great game, but I’m almost finished playing it through for the third time and when I finish with that I’ll pretty much be done with it and just uninstall it for a while.

I’m still unemployed, so if anyone can help out an unemployed PC technician with 8 years experience, I’d be grateful. I have been doing some computer work for the business my wife works at off and on, but that’s just kind of a hit and a miss. If I can find some kind of a steady source of income, I plan on buying myself a motorcycle. This one actually… :)

Oh, and I had to change my hot water heater on Monday. That basically involved a lot of dust, rust, and a couple trips to the store for my wife to get me things I needed. It actually went really smoothly and now we have a brand new functional hot water heater again. Gas ones are SO much easier to change than electric ones. It’s only when I do stuff like that I realize how really handy I am when I need to be. :)

Now, on to my Moron of the Day rant…

I say this is a rant rather than a post because I’m actually going to bitch about something that’s been irritating the hell out of me. Actually, rather than bitching, I think I’ll just make some points and leave it at that.

1. There was nothing really wrong on the federal side with the relief efforts in Louisiana. The delay was actually the governor’s fault, not the federal government’s fault. And whatever delay there was…well…

2. Think about it. First the needs have to be assessed, and then you have to locate all the resources and personnel you need to ship down there. Then you have to ship all those resources from wherever they’re being stored in the country all the way to Louisiana and figure out a way to distribute it properly, while at the same time trying to figure out how to get the levees sealed up and get the water pumped out all while figuring out how to deal with looting, murders and rapes as well as the huge humanitarian and health crisis that was going on. The feds were in there within a few days, and considering the massive relief effort that’s going on down there, I don’t think that’s unreasonable.

3. The state and local governments in Louisiana are almost exclusively responsible for the devastation and the level of human suffering reached thereafter due to their own inaction in making sure the levees were built up to sufficient strength to handle a storm of that magnitude and that the pumps were all up to the job of pumping out the city in the event they did get flooded. There was also a complete lack of a decent evacuation plan, which really screwed over everyone who got stuck there. I hear the mayor of New Orleans trying to blame the feds and basically anyone else he can think of for the “lack of response”. Well you moron, maybe if you and the governor had acted in the best interests of the people, none of this would have happened to anywhere near this degree.

4. The “entertainers” who are making a show of going there and helping out and using it as an opportunity to bad mouth the president and his administration should just go home and shut the hell up. When they’re in a position where they have to run an entire country, deal with a war in Iraq, deal with a wider war on terror AND deal with a massive natural disaster, then they can open their moronic mouths. Until then, shut the hell up.

5. Celine Dion was like crying about the poor people looting and saying stuff like, “These people have nothing. Let them touch these things just once.” Yeah, boo freakin’ hoo you idiot. If these poor people would have taken advantage of the education and all the other opportunities offered to them, they could raise themselves up out of poverty and they’d be able to have these things without having to resort to looting after a massive disaster. Anyone caught looting anything other than food and water and maybe clothing and other survival gear should be shot on sight. Now is not the time to be looting televisions and stereos and what not. If Celine Dion is so freakin’ sad about these poor people who’ve never had a nice television…well…she’s rich. Let her go buy them all one. Put your money where your mouth is you bleeding heart idiot.

6. If they even remotely consider spending the money to rebuild that crap hole of a crime ridden city, then they had BETTER build levees that can withstand a category 5 hurricane and come out smellin’ like a rose after. Because I don’t think the American people are going to be so understanding about re-building it a second time if they don’t take steps to insure that this never happens again.

7. All the people who are trying to turn this into a racial issue like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton and that rapper whoever the hell he is can all just shut the hell up. Anyone who uses race baiting to further their own political power or agenda should be taken out somewhere and beaten severely. Especially at a time like this. Same thing for people like Hillary Clinton and Harry Reid and other far left liberals who are trying to use this for their own political gain in attacking the Bush administration. How about we just vote out EVERYONE in washington next time around and vote in all independents and libertarians and see how they do? Because this constant fighting and grandstanding and obstructionism between the democrats and republicans is just screwing us all over big time.

Well, that’s enough bitching for now. I’ve seen so many morons throughout this whole thing that it just makes me sick as hell.

I do want to say one last thing. A buddy of mine and a fellow Rogue, Josh from Varied Celluloid, lives in Sliddell, Louisiana and is stuck in all that mess down there. I just heard from him the other day and he’s doing ok, but he said it’s like living in the 1700’s down there now. Anyway, I just want to send out my best wishes to him even though he won’t even see this. Hang in there buddy.

New Rogue Cinema!!!

July 1st, 2005   No Comments »

The new Rogue Cinema is out and it’s our biggest and best issue yet. In this issue, I have interviews with two directors and six movie reviews. One of the directors I interviewed is the legendary Charles Band of Puppet Master fame. So be sure to head on over and check it out!

The 1st anniversary issue of Rogue Cinema has now been posted!

June 1st, 2005   No Comments »

Yes folks, it’s our first anniversary issue, and it got a lot of great stuff in it this month. You can check it out at http://www.roguecinema.com.

The May issue of Rogue Cinema is up and running!

May 1st, 2005   No Comments »

I spent literally ALL day yesterday putting it all together, and the new issue of Rogue Cinema is now up and running for your reading pleasure. I personally have two interviews and two reviews in this issue. Here’s what’s included, and you can check it out by going to http://www.roguecinema.com. I hope you all enjoy the new issue!

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4 New Interviews with some major players in the real indie film world!

Coverage of Mondo Movie Night #7 – Scranton’s famed Cult Movie event!

A lighting tutorial by film maker extraordinaire Mike Conway!

Part one of “The Many Heads of King Ghidorah,” a series covering the life and crimes of Godzilla’s most popular arch nemesis!

An all new Monster Survival Guide featuring the “Id Monster” from “Forbidden Planet!”

Josh Samford of Varied Celluloid.com gives us a look into one of his favorite genres: Crime Cinema!

Get tips for making your own film with Aaron Macom’s “So You Want To Make a Movie?”

This month, those of you with lonely hearts can find “Your Perfect B-Movie Match.”

Read all about the 1951 educational short, “What to do on a Date.” (Well one thing does cum…. err… come to mind! ;-)

Take a trip down memory lane Nintendo’s classic “Friday the 13th” game. (The music is still creepy, even after all these years.)

Make sure to read up on this month’s ROGUES RANTS where we discuss our thoughts concerning the alleged effects of violence in film, video games, and television on today’s youth.

Lastly, please check out this month’s NINE reviews for a variety of cult/sci-fi/horror/fantasy/b-films!

The April issue of Rogue Cinema is up and running.

April 1st, 2005   No Comments »

After a full day of work, I got yet another issue of Rogue Cinema up and running. In this issue, we have interviews with director William Winckler and Mondo Movie Night organizer Blake Monahan. There’s also great articles and reviews from the rest of the Rogue Cinema staff.

You can check out the new issue at http://www.roguecinema.com.

The February issue of Rogue Cinema is up and running!

February 2nd, 2005   No Comments »

Just so you all know, after a 29 hour waking hell of a server re-build, massive troubleshooting, reinstallation, and a buttload of work, the February issue of Rogue Cinema is now up and running. I have two items in this issue. An interview with Eli Harris and a review of the upcoming anime release from ADV called Cromartie High School. This is a great issue and I hope you all enjoy it. You can check it out here.

The January issue of Rogue Cinema is up and running!

January 1st, 2005   No Comments »

After some last minute snags, the January issue of Rogue Cinema is now up and running. I personally have three reviews and one interview in this issue. You can check it out at http://www.roguecinema.com.

Hope you all enjoy it. :)