|
Tormented
Alternate Titles: I was unable to locate any alternate titles for this film. |
|
|
Rogue Reviewers Round Table Review: August 2005 |
| Cast of Characters | ||
|
Tom Steward: This guy is a jazz pianist. Now I know what you're thinking, but no, he's not a pot smoking, poetry reading beatnik. He's just a guy who made a mistake and had it come back to haunt him...literally. Unfortunately, all the sympathy we feel for him during the film is kinda shot to hell at the end, but hey...I never really cared much for jazz anyway. In a nutshell, he's left Vi, plans to marry Meg, ends up killing Vi, gets blackmailed by Nick, kills Nick, almost marries Meg, almost kills Sandy because she saw him kill Nick and basically just goes through a few days there that really sucked right before he plunges to his death from the top of the lighthouse. I know I should probably feel sorry for him, but I really don't. What a cold hearted jerk I am. |
![]() |
|
| Vi Mason: This broad just doesn't know when to let go. Then again, I can't understand why Tom dumped her in the first place. She's got a smokin' body, a great set of hooters, and is generally way hotter than the dippy chick he ended up with. Basically, Vi is obsessed with Tom, and ends up dead shortly after attempting to blackmail into dumping Meg and getting back together with her. Tom could have saved her, but he didn't. Not only did that not stop her being obsessive from beyond the grave, but it really ticked her off as well, and now she's out for revenge...and to get back together with him because she still wants him even though she's dead. Yeah, I know it sounds a little confusing, but try to stick with me here. | ![]() |
|
|
Meg Hubbard: Tom was gonna marry this dunce. If I was him, I'd be thanking Vi for putting a stop to it. Not only was she nowhere near as hot as Vi, she was annoying and ditzy as well and basically just made me wonder why Tom didn't just hang himself in his friggin' closet to get away from her. She's got rich parents, so I guess the money might have had something to do with it. But still... |
![]() |
|
|
Sandy Hubbard: This part was played by Bert I. Gordon's daughter Susan, and she did an absolutely phenomenal job in the role. She's Meg's little sister, and she has a big ol' major crush on Tom. That is, she did until she saw him kill the guy who was trying to blackmail him. And then there was that whole thing at the end where he was gonna toss her off the top of a lighthouse. That does tend to put a damper on the ol' crushy feelings now doesn't it? The great thing about her is that she wasn't annoying or stupid or anything. She was really just a great kid and a pleasure to watch on the screen. |
![]() |
|
| Mrs. Ellis: This is, I think, Tom's land lady. I'm not sure, but that was the impression I got. She's blind, and she generally does a decent job of looking blind, but she sure walks around like she can see where she's going. Anyway, she kinda gets wind of what's going on with Tom, but doesn't know or understand the full story and the reality of everything he's going through. Why she was even in this movie, I don't really know, but I guess she served some purpose by talking about a previous haunting on the island. She was in it in several parts, but never really did or said anything of any real consequence other than providing that little bit of back story, so the only thing I can really figure is that maybe they just wanted to get a token blind chick in their to fill their handicapped quota. | ![]() |
|
| Nick: This guy is a real dirt bag. He's the one who brought Vi out to the island on his boat. She still owed him five bucks for the trip, but she never came back to the boat to go home. Nick went looking for Tom, since Vi had told him that that's the name of the guy she was going to see. Once he found him, he managed to get his five bucks. Later he discovered that Vi had disappeared, Tom had killed her, and Tom was going to marry Meg. This lead our slimy little friend here to try to blackmail Tom out of five thousand bucks. Tom didn't take too kindly to that, and with Vi egging him on, cracked this schmuck in the head with a pipe and killed him. Somehow I don't think the jerky idiot will be missed. | ![]() |
|
| Screen Shots | |
|
I don't know what she's so worried about falling in the ocean for. She's obviously come equipped with some top of the line floatation devices. |
![]() |
|
"Damn baby, I hope you filled out an organ donor card!" (Reviewer's Note: Yeah I stole that line from another movie, but it's still funny. Noogies for anyone who knows what movie I stole it from.) |
![]() |
|
Gee, I wonder what Freud would say about this shot? |
![]() |
|
This girl's never going to get married. Guys don't like chicks with moustaches. She might be able to get a job in some French cabaret though. I think they're into that sort of thing. |
![]() |
|
Now there's something that just ain't right about this. When you got an album called Tormented, you'd expect to see the name Barbara Streisand on it. That woman could scare two horny cats off a bed of catnip. |
![]() |
|
I could make a joke here about Vi giving Tom a...shall we say...hand employment (you figure it out), but I wouldn't be that crude. Instead I'll make the far lamer and more obvious joke... "Here Tom, let me give you a hand..." No actually, that's too lame. How about... "Hey! Having a ghost around is pretty handy!" Yeah, that's better. I shoulda thought of that in the first place. I just don't know where my head is at. Still, I'm better off than Vi is. She lost her whole body. And with a body like hers, that takes some doin'! |
![]() |
|
"Tom, you really must stop doing that chicken butt thing with your lips. We've all seen it and it's just not funny anymore." |
![]() |
|
Don't you just hate people who always gotta stick their head in when someone's snappin' a picture? |
![]() |
|
"Ok, when I open my eyes, this idiot's gonna be gone, I'll be hooked up with that girl with the monster hooters and all of this will have just been a horrendously bad dream. Here I go..." "Tom what's the matter? Why did you have your eyes closed?" "Awww awwwwwwwwww!!! Damn it! For the love of god somebody please shoot me!!!" |
![]() |
| Best Quotes |
|
"I had my mouth open and my eyes closed. This is gonna be the worst picture ever made." |
| Video Clip When prompted, enter bmovie for the username and central for the password. |
|
Tormented
Man, even after you kill 'em, they still find a way to nag you.
|
| Summary and Conclusion | |
|
For this Rogue Reviewers Roundtable review the theme was ghost stories. Basically, I had to choose a film that had a ghost in it. So what to choose? There are a lot of great classic movies that have ghosts, but for some reason this one popped into my head. I'm not sure why, but I seemed to remember that it was a movie about someone being tormented by a ghost. I had never seen the film before, but I figured it would be a good opportunity to check it out since another one of the Rogues reviewed it recently and said it was pretty good. So here we are...
|
|
|
B-Movie Central's Rating: 4 Bees
|
|
|
|
|

















