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Beginning of the End |
*Note: The Special Edition release from Image Entertainment was used for this review. While it's still available through Amazon as of this writing, it's far more expensive than the non-special edition release from Henstooth Video. The covers of both are identical except for the lettering at the bottom. |
| Cast Of Characters | |
| Dr. Ed Wainwright: In case you don't recognize him, it's Peter Graves. Yes, that Peter Graves. In this film, he plays Dr. Ed Wainwright, an entomologist working on a project at the US Department of Agriculture Illinois Experimental Station, along with his partner Frank, who's a botanist, to grow super huge fruits and vegetables using radioactive isotopes. Ed's job was to study the relationship and varying effects of various insects and the newly grown fruit. Unfortunately, they kept running into various infestations in their work, including locusts. The locusts ate the radioactive plants, grew to a massive size, and then...well, you can guess the rest. They pretty much tore up everything in their path, and Ed, Audrey and the military had to figure out a way to stop them. | ![]() |
| Audrey Aimes: This is Audrey. Audrey is a reporter with the National Wire Service, but not one of those annoying "strong independent woman" reporters from the other movies who basically runs around full of self importance and trying to find every way possible to be a colossal pain in everyone's butt. No, she was totally different. She was actually a well respected professional and an honorable person who was well known for her photo journalism during the Korean War, and as such, was treated with respect by pretty much everyone. I wish I had something funny to say about her or Ed, but neither one of them was particularly amusing in any way, other than what I did in the screenshots with Ed, and even then I had to make up stuff. | ![]() |
| Frank: Now this guy I felt sorry for. Not only did he become a deaf mute after getting caught up in a radiation accident, but he doesn't even get to be in the movie all that long. He's only really in it until they go out to investigate the grain storage barn that was destroyed by the giant locusts. After that, he wasn't in it at all, unless the camera happened to catch that particular locust taking a dump later that evening. Life just totally sucked for this guy, as did his death, so I figured the very least I could do was to give him a mention here. Right? I mean come on, not only did the writers screw this guy over by making him a deaf mute and killing him off right away, but they didn't even show him enough respect to give him a last name! Not cool man. Not cool. | ![]() |
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Captain James Barton: This guy is a captain in the Illinois National Guard, and he's the first military guy they try to tell about the locusts. Naturally, he thinks they're full of hooey (yes, I just said hooey), but he hears them out with an open mind out of respect for Audrey and because Ed's a scientist. After hearing them out, he passes them off to Colonel Sturgeon, and things progress from there. Later on though, after taking Audrey on a photo tour of the destroyed town, he tries to ask Audrey out for a drink, but she totally blows him off. I can understand why too. Midgets could set up camp in that butt crack of a chin of his. It's a little unnerving. I guess it could be helpful though. He can drink from a straw without it slipping around, and his spaghetti wouldn't go flying all over when he eats. Always gotta look on the bright side, right? |
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| Dave: Anyone who's ever seen Green Acres knows who this guy is. That's right, it's good ol' Fred Ziffel himself, Hank Patterson. He only had a bit part in this film as a local farmer who was being interviewed about what he had seen or heard the night the town of Ludlow was destroyed, and I don't really have anything else to say about him, but...dude, it's Fred Ziffel. I had to put him in here! Would have been hilarious if he had brought a pig with him to the interview. Like Frank, he doesn't have a last name either, but with him it really doesn't matter since most of us will be thinking of him as Fred Ziffel anyway. | ![]() |
| Colonel Tom Sturgeon: This guy is another Colonel in the Illinois national guard. He's the one that was interviewing Dave, and he also thinks that Ed and Audrey are full of Hooey, but he and a squad go out to the destroyed grain barn to search around and find out if there's anything to this wild story about giant locusts. Naturally he finds out there is, but in his arrogance, he totally underestimates what he's up against and ends up under the false assumption that he can handle it himself with his just his local National Guard troops and hardware. Ed and Audrey go to Washington to enlist the help of the real military, and while they're there, the general they're meeting with gets a phone call that the guard troops have been overrun and that thousands are dead. That's pretty much the last we hear from ol' Tom. | ![]() |
| General John Hanson: This guy took the lead on the full on military efforts to stop the locusts. He was tough, but very reasonable and did everything he could to help Ed find a solution. Other than that, there's not a whole lot to say about him, other than that he looks like he could use some fiber. Seriously, I can totally see this guy's wife in the morning trying to get him to drink his prune juice, but as soon as her back is turned, he pours it in the plant next to the window. He's got a bit of a plumber's crack going in his chin too, but no where near what Colonel Barton has goin' on. I don't wanna sound mean or nothin' but Barton seriously needs to put on a nice clean pair of chinderwear before he gets arrested for indecent exposure. | ![]() |
| Screen Shots | |
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Cop 1: "My god, what happened here?" |
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Ed: "Hey what's this over here?" |
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Wait a minute. Frank's a deaf mute. How the hell did he call shotgun? |
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"Hey these automat buildings are great. All these little windows with food inside. Jeez, it's too bad I don't have any nickels. I'm starving!" |
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Ed: "Wait a second." *snif* *snif* "Do you smell that?" |
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| Best Quote |
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Soldier 1: "You know, grasshoppers are good eatin'." |
| Video Clip When prompted, enter bmovie for the username and central for the password. |
| Beginning of the End The National Guard goes out on a little bug hunt and meets some...resistance. |














