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Adam Sorg: Think of the weirdest guy you know, and then take away about 90% of his personality and you have Adam Sorg. He's a commercially successful artist, but there's an art critic named Gregorovich who doesn't think too much of his work and thinks his use of color is just bland. So after a happy little accident where Gigi got some blood on one of his canvases, he discovered that blood red is a really sweet color and is just what he's been looking for. Unfortunately, trying to get enough to use out of a cut in a finger just don't work. I bet you can figure out what he started doing to get more, now can't you? |
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| Gigi: She was Adam's girlfriend slash fiance slash bane of his existence. He loved her I guess in whatever way he could love someone, but they had a really tumultuous relationship and she was always naggin' on him. She got the honor of starring in his first bloody masterpiece after he stabbed her in the head with a letter opener. Honestly, I would think that would be preferable to actually being in a relationship with someone like him, so she probably got off easy. | ![]() |
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April Carter: April is Mrs. Carter's daughter and Rolf's girlfriend. She's also an idiot that can't seem to hold her head still for two seconds so I can get a decent screenshot of her. Anyway, her only real part in this movie is to walk around in a bikini that looks like something your grandma would wear and to be Adam's final attempt at yet another masterpiece. Basically she's kinda prudish and annoying, which is why I was so disappointed that Rolf saved her at the end. |
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Rolf: This Mickey Mouse Club lookin' dork is April's boyfriend Rolf. He's about as sharp as a wet toilet paper roll, but somehow he managed to stumble into Adam's house at the end of the movie to save April and kill Adam. Ok, that's enough about him. He's not interesting enough to spend any more time on. |
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| Mrs. Carter: This is April's mom. She loves Adam's work and basically has no trouble throwing away thousands of dollars on it. And, uh...that's about it. Nothing more to say about her really other than that she's about as ditzy as her idiot daughter. | ![]() |
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| Mr. Farnsworth: This is the gallery owner. He wasn't in it all that much, but he was the guy who was setting up Adam's shows and trying to sell his stuff for him through the gallery. He's got all the personality of rock sitting on a lump and again, really doesn't deserve any more of my time. | ![]() |
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This painting could have been a movie poster for a cheap 60's b-movie. Maybe something like African Cat People From Planet X or some such thing. This is the kind of painting a smart-alec would hang up at a drug rehab center just to freak out all the junkies.
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Flintstones...meet the Flintstones... |
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Pinch and tilt man! Pinch and tilt! Maybe now you'll learn to keep your fingers out of it!
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This bull in this painting looks surprised. I guess I'd be surprised too if I was a bull and I suddenly realized that some idiot painted me with an udder. Actually though, come to think of it, after the initial shock wore off, that would actually be pretty cool. If I had an udder, I'd never leave the house. I'd just sit around milking myself all day.
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"Oooooh no! I told you before, I'm not givin' you any more lovin' until you shave that monkey off your belly. Now go find yourself a razor or a sharpened clam shell or something and get rid of that fuzz on your gut. It's givin' me the creeps!" |
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Ok tough guy, now prove you're a real man. Put the next one out on your tongue.
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That's what happens when you try to shave in a hurry. Damn picky women. I mean, so what if he had a monkey on his belly? When you love someone, you're supposed to overlook stuff like that. |
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Man, that's one seriously mean case of pit stank. And she was bitchin' about that poor guy's belly monkey?. Sheesh! Get this woman some deodorant quick!
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Oh, and some tampons too. Preferably some of those thicker, heavy flow day ones. |
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| Best Quotes |
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Adam: "Gigi! I've told you before I don't want to be disturbed when I'm working." |
| Video Clip When prompted, enter bmovie for the username and central for the password. |
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Color Me Blood Red
Adam goes off on some inane rant until Rolf finally gets tired of it and in an amazing feat of coordination, falls backward onto the couch and shoots him in the face. The absolute best part of this is a line that you could only hear in a Herschell Gordon Lewis movie. It comes at the end of this clip when April's friend Sydney says something absolutely hilarious.
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