Tim (Ivan Toplar): This guy told Jane his name was Tim, and maybe it is, but I never really got if that was his name or not. Tim's a fellow agent and he was assigned to assist Jane and be her contact. His alias was "Atlantis-Seven" and I have a little comment about that in the screenshots section. Anyway, Tim turns out to be none other than the infamous Ivan Toplar. Ivan is the heroin dealer Jane is after. He has a change of heart at the end of the film. Unfortunately, Jane wasn't in any mood to listen to it.

Why am I giving this movie such a good rating? Well, I asked myself the same question. Normally I'd give a movie like this with such lame writing, pathetic acting, and completely nonexistent continuity a poor rating, but not this time. No, this time I'm basing my rating purely on entertainment value. What this film lacks in all other aspects, it makes up for in pure entertainment value. I haven't laughed this hard at a film in a very long time. Now mind you, this is what I call a 2X movie, so that probably made it a lot funnier than it would normally be, but still, even watching the scenes over and over again, they were hilarious every time.

Let me explain what I mean by a 2X movie, and maybe you'll understand why it was so funny. A 2X movie is a movie that has pretty minimal dialogue and long spaces where nothing much happens, so you can watch at least 50 to 60% of it at double speed and it helps you to not only get through it faster, but it makes scenes that wouldn't ordinarily be funny, completely hilarious. The thing about this movie is , you can watch the entire thing at double speed, and it's almost like watching an episode of Benny Hill. The cool thing about the player I use on my PC is that you can watch the movie at double speed and the sound continues to play. So I did it while working on this review just to add to my own enjoyment of the film and to get through it a bit faster. Now let me tell you something about watching this film at double speed. It took a film that already ranged from boring to hilarious, got rid of the boring and made the hilarious bits twice as funny. So if you get the chance to see this movie, and you have the ability to watch it in double speed, do it. You won't be sorry.

Now, let's get down to the meat and melons of this movie. Chesty Morgan plays Jane Genet. A secret agent who likes to hang out at nudist camps in her off time. She's assigned to track down Ivan Toplar, a notorious heroin dealer. Along the way, she kills several people who had nothing to do with the plot, shakes her boobies a lot, and generally wanders around from one pointless scene to another. Eventually, she discovers that the mysterious Ivan Toplar is really a fellow agent that she had fallen in love with named Tim. At least that's what he told her his name was. But you know, it was the 70's and guys didn't usually give girls their real names anyway. Anyway, after killing several of Toplar's agents that were really nothing more than a bunch of filler victims whose only purpose in life was to make this film longer, she finds out that Tim, the man she loves, is really the man she's been after all along. So what does she do when she finds this out? Well, she goes and kills him in what amounted to nothing more than an incredibly anti-climactic and generally low key scene. Right before she killed him, he was telling her how he was ashamed of the deals he had been involved with and he only did it to make money and now that he fell in love with her he wanted to marry her and make a mends for his former crimes. Now I thought that since he poured his heart out to her, she'd get a soft heart and run off with him. Boy, was I wrong. She got all cold and silent and then whipped out a gun and shot him. I guess he just caught her at that time of the month or something and she wasn't in the mood for any more of his crap.

Now there's one absolutely hilarious thing that happened in this movie that I've just got to mention. At the beginning of the film, they implanted a small micro camera into one of her breasts. All she had to do to take a picture was jiggle her breast a bit, and the camera would snap the photo. So every time she killed someone, she'd whip out her breasts and do a little lift-squeeze the one with the camera and a flash would go off and it would snap a picture. I'm still trying to figure out where the hell the flash came from. Anyway, it turned out at the end that if she didn't get back in time for them to remove the camera, the camera would explode. Fortunately, she made it back with about ten or fifteen minutes to spare, but I found myself wondering what the hell the point to that was?

The acting in this movie was absolutely pathetic. Now this isn't always a bad thing. In this case, it actually made the movie really funny. The dialogue was often just incredibly painful to listen to, but you couldn't help but smile at the goofiness of it. Oh, and another thing I should mention is that every last bit of dialogue in this movie was dubbed. They were all speaking English in the movie, but they dubbed all the voices over anyway. I know they did this for Chesty Morgan because of her thick Polish accent, but I don't know why they did it for the other guys. Maybe they just couldn't afford studio microphones so they just recorded all the voices in post-production. Who knows? It's probably better that they did that anyway since it actually allowed you to hear people speaking where you otherwise probably wouldn't have if they had used a live mic.

Doris Wishman has made a lot of movies like this, and most of them were probably just plain bad. This movie has one thing that her previous outing with Chesty Morgan, Deadly Weapons, didn't have...entertainment value. Where Deadly Weapons was just flat out boring, this one gave me some of the best laughs I've had in a long time. I can't recommend the movie on a technical level, but on a fun level, I can recommend it wholeheartedly. Watch with one with your friends at a midnight B-Movie party, and I guarantee you won't be disappointed. So that said, I'm happy to give this goofball mess of a film...