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The Black Scorpion Starring: Richard Denning (Hank Scott), Mara Corday (Teresa Alvarez), Carlos Rivas (Artur Ramos), Mario Navarro (Juanito), Carlos Múzquiz (Dr. Velazco), Pascual García Peña (José de la Cruz), Fanny Schiller (Florentina), Pedro Galván (Father Delgado), Arturo Martínez (Major Cosio)
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Hank Scott: Imagine if John Wayne was a kinda nerdy geologist who studied volcanoes, went cave exploring, got hot chicks and fought giant scorpions and you pretty much got this guy nailed. Hank's a good guy and he's pretty brave too for a nerdy geologist. Apparently Teresa thought so as well since it was pretty much love at first sight between them. |
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Artur Ramos: This guy was Hank's sidekick. He seemed pretty nerdy too, but like Hank, he was brave when it came to doing all the dangerous stuff. Unfortunately for him, there wasn't a girl for him to get, so he kinda ended up with Dr. Velazco at the end cleaning up all the mess after they killed the granddaddy giant scorpion. Sucks to be him huh? |
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Teresa Alvarez: Teresa runs a cattle ranch that's been in her family for years. Her father ran it before her and her men are loyal to her even though they're scared to death of whatever's been killing the cattle and destroying everything around there. She happened to meet Hank and Artur when she was out riding her horse one day when they were passing by. The horse got spooked and she got dumped down the side of a hill and knocked unconscious. Little did she know she'd end up getting a husband out of it. |
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| Juanito: This kid is a royal pain in the ass. He's a relative of Teresa's housekeeper I think. He's like seven and a half years old and he wants to help out like a full grown man. Needless to say they kept trying to shuffle him aside, and also needless to say he kept popping up in the worst places at the worst possible times and was really no help at all. See, like I said...pain in the ass. Someone needs to duct tape this kid to a wall somewhere. | ![]() |
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| Dr. Velazco: This guy knows everything about everything apparently. Kinda like the professor on Gilligan's Island. Not only does he analyze and identify the poison from the scorpions, but he also figures out a way to kill their daddy with what basically amounts to a harpoon gun, a wire and 600,000 volts of electricity. Now if he could just work a way to get some coconuts in there, he'd finally be able to get them off that damn island too. | ![]() |
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| Dr. Jose de la Cruz: This guy looks like Wolfman Jack...if he were a Mexican doctor who liked to drink tequila on his coffee breaks and really didn't have the analytical skills of a real doctor like Dr. Velazco. He wasn't too bad though. He did figure out that whatever was killing everything was injecting them with some kind of a poison. Oh, and he found a giant footprint from one of them and made a plaster cast of it as well, so I guess he's got a little on the ball. | ![]() |
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| Father Delgado: This guy is the village priest, and like all village priests, is about as useful as a turd in a punch bowl. All he really does is stand out in the crowd and point so people know which way to run. Hell, all they'd have to do is look at what the hell it is they're running from and they should automatically know which way they should be running. If they don't, then they deserve what they get. Anyway, he brings Hank and Artur in and let's them sleep in his church or house or whatever it was the night they got to the village and then told them about what's been going on there and what rumors were going around amongst the people. Other than that, he really didn't do much of any consequence. | ![]() |
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"Dude, I know we're totally lost right now, but look what I found on the ground over here! It's a magical, pointy road sign! I'll just lean it up against this rock over here and the town will magically appear in the direction the arrow's pointing."
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"I dunno what killed all those people, but I got a got a whole can of teeth magic whup ass to open up on them! One look at these babies and they'll run screaming into the night! I know, because the same thing happened with my last three dentists. It's ok though, because I got a new dentist now...and he's blind. Sure he drills five teeth before he finds the right one, but at least he sticks around long enough to get the job done."
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"Lopez, have you been drinking the urine samples again?" |
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"Juanito, let me tell you a little somethin' my father told me when I was your age. Don't ever marry. Oh sure, women are all pretty dresses and perfume when you're first dating them...but it's just a trap. Once they have you tricked into believing all that stuff, they marry you, and then the first thing they do is start wearing giant underpants and going to bed with green goo on their face and curlers in their hair. Oh, and you can pretty much kiss off having any friends, because she'll never let you go anywhere with them without nagging you constantly about where you've been and what you've been doing."
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| Hank forgot to tell Juanito that after the divorce, they all end up looking like this. Oh well, I'm sure he'll find out on his own eventually. | ![]() |
| Best Quotes |
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Hank Scott: "Look at this kid. Not a peep out of him. You know, if I ever have any of my own I think I'll feed 'em beans and tortillas too. Then I'll be able to get some sleep nights." |
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The Black Scorpion
One of the giant scorpions fights with this wormy thing with claws. Dunno what the hell it was supposed to be, but I hope for its sake it wasn't the last of it's kind, 'cause it didn't do so good.
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| Summary and Conclusion | |
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There was a volcanic eruption and some earthquakes related to it down in Mexico. A geologist from the United States, Hank Scott, and his Mexican partner, Artur Ramos, are sent to do research in the area. Once they get there though, they start encountering strange things. Dead bodies, torn up vehicles, destroyed houses...and a mystery that needs to be solved. The local villagers think it's some kind of a demon bull that's causing all the mayhem, death and destruction. Turns out they were wrong. It was actually a giant black scorpion, and it wasn't alone. See, when the eruptions started, it exposed this massive underground cave system that winds it's way all around the area and even as far away as Mexico City. Well it turns out that there's a huge number of these scorpions living down there along with a variety of other giant beasties. With the upper world open to them now, the scorpions venture out in search of food, and it's up to our heroes, their new friend (and Hank's new love interest) Teresa Alvares, who owns a nearby cattle ranch, a scientist by the name of Dr. Velazco and the boys from the Mexican army to stop them.
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