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The Giant of Marathon |
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| Phillipides: It's Steve Reeves without the trademark beard he had in the Hercules movies. In this film he plays Athenian hero and winner of the olympic games, Phillipides. After he wins the olympics, the sacred guard ask that he be made their commander, but when he finds out that Theocrates is up to, he bails on them to become a farmer. The farming gig didn't last long obviously as the Persians were on the way and the Athenians needed him to come to their aid. He's got a couple of hot chicks after him in this film, and fortunately for him, he ended up with the cuter one. |
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| Andromeda: She's the daughter of Creusis and an all around hot chick. She doesn't really know what Theocrates' plans are, but Theocrates convinces Phillipides that she's in on it and offers her to him if he'll go along with their plans. Phillipides shuns her after that and basically she wanders around getting in trouble and being abused through a large portion of the film. |
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| Theocrates: This guy is a total scumbag. I guess the Latin term would be scumbagus maximus, but no matter how you spell it, he's a jerk. He's on the Athenian council and is working with an exiled ruler to bring about the downfall of Athens at the hands of the Persian king Darius. Unfortunately for Andromeda, he's also the guy she's supposed to marry. Basically, if he dropped off the face of the Earth, no one would miss him. |
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Karis: This little hottie who's supposed to be all that and a bag of chips is in love with Phillipides despite the fact that she knows he could never love her back because his heart belongs to Andromeda. She was originally working for Theocrates, but then her love for Phillipides turned her around and she finally turns on Theocrates and helps out the Athenians. |
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| Miltiades: This guy was the head guy in charge of training the Sacred Guard, who I think were mainly in charge of protecting the temple of Athena. I never really got what they were supposed to be doing exactly, but I'm assuming that was their main function since they were like a separate unit from the main army. He's a good and honorable guy, unlike that scumbag Theocrates. |
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| Darius, King of Persia: I never could get a decent screenshot of this guy, so I put in a substitute instead. See, the Persian army all wore these hats that made them look like garden gnomes, so I thought this substitute pic would be just as good as a real screenshot of the guy. He didn't really have that big of a role in the movie anyway, so it doesn't make much difference. |
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| Creusis: This doofus is Andromeda's father. He was originally going along with Theocrates, but in the end he turned on him when Theocrates kidnapped his daughter and told him that if he didn't go along with trying to get the council to surrender to Darius, that he would kill his daughter. Well he tried to stab Theocrates and got dumped on his head for it. Still, in the end at least he managed to get off a few last words to Phillipides and straighten out the misunderstanding about his daughter. I'm still trying to figure out if that's a toupee on his head or if it's just his normal hairline receding at the corners. That's gonna bug me now. |
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"Oh my darling. When I look into your eyes, I can feel the flames of love burning in the very depths of my soul. The hair on your muscled back is like grass in a meadow that I long to run through on a summer's day."
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Jeez, is this Athens or San Francisco? |
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Man, I ain't never seen anyone make a face like that in my life, and if I was Theocrates, I think I'd give Phillipides pretty much anything he wanted as long as he promised to never make that face ever again. |
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Rule #362 of what not to do in battle: When you see a catapult rock flying at your head, don't just stand there and scrunch up your face while you take the hit. The correct method of defense in these instances is to move out of the way and let the poor schmuck behind you take the hit instead. |
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Hey look! You just pour the packet in the water and right before your very eyes, new life springs forth! Aren't sea monkeys amazing? |
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| Best Quote |
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"We will arm everyone, and fight for an ideal common to every Athenian citizen. If we may not live in freedom, then we will die for freedom."
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| Video Clip When prompted, enter bmovie for the username and central for the password. |
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The Giant of Marathon
Marvel as Phillipides rolls boulders down on the heads of the Persian garden gnomes.
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| Summary and Conclusion | |
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I want to start this off by saying that I absolutely love Steve Reeves. I think he's got a lot of raw talent and I really loved his Hercules movies. Unfortunately, the fact that I saw his Hercules movies before this one created a bit of a problem for me, because every time I see him in a role like this now, all I can see him as is Hercules. This movie was no exception, and in fact, I found myself actually typing the name Hercules rather than Phillipides more than once. A lot of that has to do with the fact that he plays the roles in a very similar way, the only difference being that the Phillipides character doesn't possess supernatural strength. I guess when you're playing Greek heroes, there's not much of a range of character you can bring to the part, so it's not really his fault at all. I've seen him in Ed Wood's movie Jail Bait and he was totally different. So apparently, unlike Christopher Walken, Steve Reeves does actually have an acting range.
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