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| Cast Of Characters | |
| Colonel Steve Connors: This guy led the investigation into finding the monster, but really only succeeded in chasing geiger counter blips and dead bodies. There's really not a lot to say about him. He was just there once in a while doing his thing. No actually, there is one thing to say about him. This guy was the biggest pain in the butt to get a screenshot of. I swear, this guy almost never looked up or in the general direction of the camera when he talked, and only had like two scenes in the movie that were close ups. Pretty sad really when that's about all you can say about a character, but oh well. Moving on... |
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Dr. Henry Logan: Henry is one of the scientists at the base that was involved in the whole space capsule project and spends his limited time in the film attempting to track down the monster and to figure out just what exactly is going on. Unfortunately for him, he goes out searching alone one day and does find the monster...who then strangles him to death and toasted his body with radiation like he was nothing more than a human sized bag of Jiffy Pop. Oh well, at least he was more amusing in death than he was in life, as you'll see in the screenshot below. |
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| Dr. Conrad Logan: This is Henry's brother. Kind of odd that they both ended up as scientists working at the same base on the same program. What's even more odd is that after Henry ends up as stiff as a department store mannequin, Conrad doesn't ever seem to be the least bit upset about it. On the contrary, he's busy with his own attempts to capture the monster, which he does, though we never get to see it. In fact, he not only captures it secretly, but he pumps antidote into it for three weeks before we find out that in the blink of an eye, three weeks has passed in the film. The monster escapes naturally, and all the antidote seemed to do was to get less and less effective and to increase his danger range of radioactivity. Oh, and did I mention that he was the one that changed the anti-radiation formula the astronaut turned monster was given before he went into space? Or how about the fact that he double dosed him in an effort to give him more protection even though when a pig was overdosed and exposed to large amounts of radiation, it ended up killing every other pig it touched? I guess it's pretty obvious that it was the smarter of the two brothers who ended up in the stiff pile. Sad, but oh well. |
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| Dr. Nora Kramer: She's the lab assistant for both Dr. Logans. She also knows how to mix up the antidote to the altered anti-radiation serum. Other than that, she really doesn't have much of a direct part in anything. She just sorta hangs out, drinkin' beer...playin' Nintendo, etc.... Not really, but that about sums up her part in the film and I didn't really have much else to say about her. |
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| Dr. Chris Manning: This guy is a specialist that's sent in to investigate the scientist's work in an effort to help the investigation. Apparently he was also working on the space capsule project for the past several years, but from a different location for security reasons. He and Ruth know each other for whatever reason, and seem to have some kind of a semi-romantic relationship that gets semi-rekindled, or at least that's what he was attempting to do until he got the call that Henry's body had been found. Man, it's not bad enough that Henry had to go and get himself killed, but he had to pull a total rooster block (you adults can piece that expression together I'm sure) on the way out! Anyway, like most of the characters in this film, his part is rather limited. |
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| Ruth: Speaking of limited, this chick is in the movie really just twice. Since her husband died, Frank Douglas (the astronaut who turned into the monster), has apparently been like a 2nd father to her kid and a close friend of the family. Early on in the film she's notified about the capsule crash and goes out with Colonel Connors and Dr. Kramer to try to find out what happened to Frank. Later, in her second (and last) real appearance in the film, she's having dinner with Dr. Manning and they're chatting away like old friends who used to be a couple, or who had at least been heading in that direction. Other than that, she really doesn't have any part in this film. I'm still trying to figure out what the point was in including her character at all. So, uhhh...since I don't really have anything else to say about her, let's just move on... |
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| Dr. Brent: This guy, like Dr. Manning, was sent in as a special investigator. Dr. Manning was pretty much gone at the point where this guy entered the film, and he was basically doing the exact same thing Dr. Manning was sent there for. So basically, take Dr. Manning's character description, remove the part about hooking up with Ruth, and you basically have this guy in a nutshell, only he's a little more hard nosed about it. |
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| Monster: This guy here, who looks like he went bobbing for french fries, used to be Frank Douglas, the astronaut. Unfortunately, thanks to Dr. Conrad Logan's incompetence, he was pumped full of a modified version of an anti-radiation serum, absorbed massive amounts of radiation when he was in space, and came back to Earth as this giant, ten foot tall radioactive creature that can kill with a touch, and eventually, just by being within a certain proximity to his victims. Unfortunately, he sees very little screen time, and probably at least half of that is just a shot of his feet as he ambles around like an autistic zombie. Magically, at the end of the film, his skin clears up and he just sort of disappears from a closed off sewer tunnel and re-appears thousands of miles away and was found in perfect health when they rescue him from the sea. The strange part is, the telegram saying they rescued him shows up just as the guys who were after him exit the sewers. I was like, wait...what??? But then I was like, screw it, the movie's over, so who cares. |
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Ok, when the movie starts out, this space capsule has crashed, and the astronaut that was supposed to be in it had disappeared (and turned into a monster, though they didn't know that yet). The narrator even confirms that this is the capsule they sent up the astronaut in. Thing is, look at the guys standing next to it. Even a guy who was five foot nothin' wouldn't be able to fly around in that thing in space. #1 he'd never be able to carry enough air. #2, where woould he go to the bathroom. #3, where's he going to keep any food and water, etc... etc... etc.... I mean seriously, unless this astronaut was from the island of Liliput, he wasn't doing anything in that capsule except standing with his head pressed against the top of it or curled up in a tight fetal position at the bottom. Either way, he'd sure need a change of drawers when he got back, if he hadn't starved to death, died of dehydration or suffocated long before that. The stupidest part is that later on in the film Dr. Brent says it's a two man capsule. I don't think I need comment further. Seriously though, doesn't this capsule look like it should have landed in the lagoon on Gilligan's Island instead of on the outskirts of Chicago? |
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Poor Dr. Logan. He went out with his geiger counter looking for more evidence of the monster, and unfortunately...ended up like this. Now it's bad enough getting killed by some ten foot tall radioactive monster, but having your face permanently frozen in an expression that makes it look like you're ripping out a really huge belch, well that's just adding insult to injury. It is funny though. Go ahead, right now and imagine him ripping out a huge belch. Actually, this "Wazzup???" belch seems to be nicely appropriate. Have a listen while looking at the screenshot and tell me that doesn't go perfect with the look on his face. |
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I was really tempted to up the pitch on the wazzup? burp and have her answer him, but then I thought, "Nah, too easy." Then I noticed it - that one single horrific thing that made this poor, under paid 60's b-movie actress scream into the night for all her soul was worth. The thing that made her knees weak, her spine tingle and her eyes widen in an expression of undeniable terror. What could have terrified her so? The monster? Nope. The fact that her boyfriend just got murdered? Nope nope. So what could it be? Well, I can't say for sure, and this is just an assumption on my part, but I personally happen to think it's because she's got a tree branch sticking up her nose. |
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| Best Quote |
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"With the telegram, one cloud lifts, and another descends. Astronaut Frank Douglas, rescued...alive, well and of normal size, some eight thousand miles away, in a life boat, with no memory of where he has been, or how he was separated from his capsule. Then who, or what has landed here. Is it here yet, or has the cosmic switch been pulled? Case in point. The line between science fiction, and science fact, is microscopically thin. You have witnessed the line, being shaved even thinner, but is the menace with us, or is the monster gone?" |
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Monster A-Go Go!
Dr. Henry Logan goes out looking for the monster on his own, and boy does he find it...
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