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Rogue Reviewers Round Table Review: February 2005 |
| Cast of Characters | ||
Ray Gorman: "Hey! How do they know our language!?!?" Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm a sucker for running jokes. Anyway, this is Ray. His father was partners with T.F. Stockwell, and after that old creep Stockwell stole a bunch of jewelry and stocks and other monetary assets that belonged to the stockholders of the company, he took off with his ten year old daughter and headed out across Africa. His father was blamed for the thefts, and after being unable to reacquire the missing money, finally committed suicide. Ray has made it his life's mission to recover the stolen money so he can return it to its rightful owners and clear his father's name. | | |
| Doreen Stockwell: Although she was stranded in the jungle with her father when their plane went down and her father killed the pilot, she's managed to do pretty well for herself. She's got a hot dress to wear, a nice bed with fur blankets, and a big hairy gorilla at her beck and call. She's also got the natives scared to death of her because they all think she's a white witch. The only drawback to her is that she's still got the mind of a ten year old because she's basically been alone with only a gorilla and other animals for company since she was ten. I'm sure Ray's got some things he'd like to teach her. | | |
| Carl Hurst: And what movie would be complete without a jerky old greedy bastard like this guy? Ol' Carl here is Marie's fella, even though he's only using her until some better bit of fluff comes along. He know's she's as greedy as he is, and never seems to have any problem trying to ditch her. Gotta give him one thing though, the guy can fight. He was givin' ol' Ray a good beating before Samson showed up and tagged himself in. To bad for ol' Carl that Samson took out his tag team partner, Marie, on the outside of the ring. | | |
Marie: Holy crap she was annoying. That French accent, that frizzy hair...oh man. I kept hoping through the whole movie that the gorilla would kill her. Thankfully, I wasn't disappointed. I just love it when a movie has a happy ending. She's basically Carl's girlfriend and his little backstabbing spy, but he don't care about her. She don't care about him really either. She's just hangin' out with him in hopes of scoring some of that money. It's always about money with women isn't it? Gold diggin' little French tramp. | | |
| T.F. Stockwell: This jerk embezzled tons of money and then bailed to Africa with his ten year old daughter, who was too young at the time to have any clue what was going on or why they were there. He doesn't care who he kills or steals from, as long as he gets to keep that stolen money. Apparently Doreen's mother was either dead or out of the picture, so I'm surprised Marie didn't smell all that money and come tearing through the jungle after him when they crashed. Jeez, that'd be even scarier than having some eight hundred pound gorilla chasing you. | | |
| Tobo: This guy was working as a butler at the local jungle coffee shop and hotel when he was almost killed by one of the local tribesmen who accused him of using witchcraft to kill his brother. Ray saved him, and then when Tobo offered to lead Ray through the jungle, Ray ended up saving his life again when they crossed a river and he was almost eaten by a crocodile. Too bad Ray wasn't around to save him from Samson soon after that though. All that was left of poor Tobo was one sad, lonely little shoe near the bottom of a tree. I felt bad for him too because this guy had like the evil eye jinx on him. Everyone and everything kept trying to kill him, and it was only a matter of time before the Reaper finally caught up with him. | | |
| Samson: This big, hairy beast is Samson. He was attacked by some Safari people and shot several times. Doreen found him shortly after their plane crashed and nursed him back to health. Her father let her nurse him back to health, because once he was well again, ol' Stockwell taught him how to kill people to protect them and the money. Now that Stockwell's dead, Samson protects Doreen, and he don't like no one gettin' near her, even if they do look like Flash Gordon. | | |
| Screen Shots | |
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"See daddy? When I press on the side of his head like this, he makes a funny noise with his butt and it smells like bananas!"
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"I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place. I got my tights on and Dale is there and Professor Zarkov, and everybody's happy because we just saved the universe from Emperor Ming's latest diabolical plan. Everything is so perfect in my little happy place, and I just know that when I open my eyes, this little fuzzy headed French tramp is going to be gone and everything's going to be all right again. One, two, three! Awww awwwww!!!!! Damn it!!! Oh well, as long as you insist on hangin' around, how about makin' yourself useful and gettin' me a sammich?" | |
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"I do."
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"Tobo, do you have any freakin' clue where we are?" | |
"Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrp!"
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| Best Quotes |
Doreen Stockwell: "You're a cute little monkey, don't be afraid. I won't hurt you."
Tobo: "I saw what my people call de great bird dat fell from de sky. It was not a bird. It was a house with wings." (Tobo hands Ray a silver dollar sized emblem from the plane that says African Airways.) Tobo: "I tought dis was de magic dat made it fly, but maybe I do not know how to work de magic. I held it in my hand, and jumped from de high place, but I did not fly. I hit de ground very hard. - Tobo telling Ray about the plane that crashed in the jungle. - (Reviewer's Note: Sounds just like a Warner Brothers cartoon, don't it?) |
| Video Clip When prompted, enter bmovie for the username and central for the password. | |
| Nabonga.wmv - (5.47M) - Here's Buster Crabbe making his legendary "Holy, sh*t! That's a huge freakin' gorilla!!!" face. Just another example of what a great actor this man truly was. I mean, I really believed he crapped his pants in this scene! No wonder the gorilla didn't get too close. | |
| Summary and Conclusion | |
I was just commenting to my buddy Jordan from the B-Movie Film Vault last night about how one quality actor can take a crappy movie and turn it into a gem. How brightly that gem shines depends on the actor and how decent of a story he or she actually has to work with. In this case, Buster Crabbe took what would have been an extremely slow paced and boring movie, and saved it from becoming just another forgotten turd in the dung pile of film history. | |
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